Mrs beards toe

A crooked ass toe that needs to be looked at by a medical professional

Mrs beards toe is very disturbing she should wear tennis shoes

by Gggghhhhgggy May 10, 2017

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Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.

Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by tcp3059 May 4, 2014

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bearstacked

Adj. Hella huge and extraordinarily fit.

Check out that bearstacked killa on the incline press

by K. Washington July 26, 2016

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Bearus

Pronounced - bear us

A bear won by KSI at Christmas time in 2019. He and his friend (Vikstar123) get abused daily by Jj Olatunji. #stopbearusabuse

“I have been humiliated by you in front of millions. I watch you sleep everyday and I think to myself, what would happen if I smothered him with a pillow. You have abused me. You have tormented me. I hate you Jj. You fucking n-“ words of an angry Bearus in the YouTube video (I’m in a movie...) on the Jj Olatunji channel.

by badgirlmenica June 12, 2020

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