midget on a beanbag

Description of a guys cock and balls, in which the dude has a very small dick that sits up on his balls

Dude Joe has such a midget on a beanbag, he really should't have a picture of it on the net.

by Josepherino May 18, 2009

Rusty BeanBag

When men wipe their butts towards their penis, but catch there bag on the way. Thus creating the look of a Rusty Bean Bag

"Man I can't believe I wiped the wrong way again, now my bean bag is all rusty!!!"

by Massivo December 13, 2004

Beanbag Kid

A beanbag Kid is a person who has just graduated from University, has no working experience, wants €30-35K and who wants to work in a company where there are beanbags and free beer.

These BeanBag Kid's have ridiculous expectations!

by Rocoo October 16, 2018

Beanage

Too much beans to handle

“Bro I got too much beanage!”

by Player06Unknown February 27, 2020

beanbag

often referred to as the scrotum, the beanbag is the flap of skin that keeps the testies in.

when jenny was slobbing my knob, my beanbag was bouncing off her chin like a man on the moon

by deeVon January 30, 2004

beanage

Used by guys to describe a very attractive woman. Its meaning is derived from the fact that they would not mind "flicking the bean", owing to her extreme attractiveness, i.e. giving her oral sex - often seen as a chore.

(In general laddish mode whilst observing an attractive woman) "Beanage!"

by Lucy February 16, 2005

Beanbag Ballsack

A pair of testicles of such high testicular mass that it is made possible for the owner to sit down on them like a beanbag. This may be used figuratively to describe someone that is particularly daring or risk-taking, i.e. someone with balls of steel.

"Hey Mike, there are 5 of us, but only 4 chairs! What are we to do?"

"Worry not - Patrick has a Beanbag Ballsack, which he can use to sit on. There's even room for two!"

by russbag August 5, 2005