Beaded Curtain

A phrase intimated as a possible double entendre by Craig Ferguson during the email segment on the June 28, 2011 Late Late Show

Do you enjoy a beaded curtain, Geoff?

Go ahead censors, look it up, we'll wait.

by GP and the Fergs July 1, 2011

beaded curtain

the act of peppering one's scrotum with an airsoft pistol

she tied me up and gave me a beaded curtain

by gmFuzy July 1, 2011

beaded curtains

Refers to a series of labia piercings.

Man, that chick's crazy. She has beaded curtains!

by VonnieBeGood July 1, 2011

Beaded Curtain

First Exemplified on Craig Fergueson Late Late Show. The Beaded Curtain is rumored to be a Veiled reference to some strange robot/homosapien sexual act involving latex.

it was some crazy beaded curtain last night

by mister knows nothing July 25, 2011

beaded curtain

An act similar to teabagging, but with several men standing together and one person maneuvering his head amongst their dangling scrota.

I had a crazy weekend in San Francisco; I even got a beaded curtain!

by Arcxjo July 2, 2011

Beaded Curtain

When A person or persons have longer than normal pubis hair has accidently or otherwise ejaculated on themselves. After this has been done, the "Arabian goggle" Or "clam stamp" a person, with all the glorious sticky-ness, acting as a beaded curtain over your face.

Dude you passed out last night and Kable gave you a Beaded Curtain!

by Cakecakegee June 30, 2011

Granny beaded

A neck looking like it has a beaded necklace from the toil and sweat of working hard.

All of them workers have got granny beaded necks and muddy jeans from working out on the farm all day long.

by Mannypies August 17, 2009