beached whale

The act of taking a shit on the toilet seat and missing the toilet completely.

I was so drunk that I left a beached whale in your bathroom last night.

by spo April 08, 2005

beached whale

when flushing a huge log the water swirls down into the hole, but the poo does not....leaving the log "beached" on the bottom of the bowl

" i dropped a giant deucer this morning and left a beached whale"

by drewford August 17, 2005

beached whale

A beached whale is made by turning off the water to someone's toilet, then flushing the toilet so that the bowl is devoid of water, then taking a shit.

Andrew was a terrible party host, so I left him a beached whale.

by JDN February 02, 2006

beached whale

a shit that is so large part of it sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl

"Wow dude i just packed a lip and dropped a nice beached whale in that bathroom."

"Shit that must have been huge!"

by Ron Nabriel April 25, 2008

beached whale

A rather large person who is "strung out" on PCP and various other narcotics.

Cincinnatti police found a beached whale and decided to club it to death, having no easy access to baby seals.

by Unknown December 04, 2003

beached whale

when you whipe your ass and strategicly place the toilet paper on the dry part of the toilet bowl so it surprises the next user and generly needs assistance to get flushed

my wife was pissed i left a beached whale for her

by muffie muffin pants December 07, 2008

beached whale

a scandalous online newspaper made by some amazingly genious girls

Did you read about *** getting shafted by **** in The Beached Whale today??

by Tabatha November 05, 2003