Beached

When a turd either ends up partly or completely out of the toilet water, usually leaving residue in the bowl after you flush

"It was a huge shit...in fact, I beached it."

by FauxBeez January 28, 2006

Beached

The act of defecating in a manner such that the turd does not get submerged in water, but instead resides on the inside of the toilet bowl (possibly indefinitely). Like a beached whale.

Bro, somebody beached a giant in the men's room.

by Anonymous75B May 8, 2008

Beached

When You Are Really Stoned, Past Being
Baked

guy1 "man i just had sooooo many cones..im so beached right now"
guy2 "dude me too, pass the chips"

by ParasiticVampyric March 3, 2009

beached

having eaten so much that you have become immobile; feeling like and resembling a beached whale.

she ate an entire chocolate cake and was subsequently beached

by spoony mcj-j July 27, 2007

beached

When a person highly resembles a beached whale in a picture. The chin and neck area is sometimes huge and/or flabby, ruining the entire picture.

Oh, man. I look so beached in that picture. Untag me!

by talia06 May 16, 2006

Beached

The result of spending time at the beach. Lots and Lots of sand in your nether regions.

Sometimes you'll find some a week later!

"Why do you keep on scratching your dick" "Oh I got beached"

by Sean WiterMan April 20, 2019

Beached

When the player of a pay to win video game spends so much money in game that the game he/she/they paid money to win becomes soft locked, rendering them unable to play or otherwise participate in the games core functions.

Person 1: Yo man, you hear what happened to jtisallbusiness!?

Person 2 Sheeesh! Dude got Beached hard! Blizzard better get somebody on that! He spent 100K and can't even play...

Person 1: Yeah, it's gonna get ugly if they don't!

by Mitch Killington Esq. August 2, 2022