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Bitchable

1. Someone who is easy to bitch about.
2. You can constantly think of horrible things to say about them.
"Omggg that guy is sooo bitchable, I mean look at his hair ewwww and his clothes even more ewww"
by Luuucccyyyy December 19, 2009
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smuggling beachballs

When a woman is so fat, her swimsuit creates huge boobs on her back.

You'll see this on the beach.
On the beach:

Person 1: Dude look at that fatty - she's smuggling beachballs.

Person 2: Huh?

Person 1: Look at those back boobs!
by whatyousmuggling July 5, 2009
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teachable moment

A clusterfuck.

This euphemism is employed as a last resort when no other positives could (accurately) be applied to the situation. Often used in sports.
Last week's 4th fumble was a teachable moment for our young QB.
by brellin November 22, 2007
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Beachball of Doom

When the cursor on a Mac computer turns into a colorful swirling beachball to show that something is loading, but then does not stop. The end result is usually having to "Force Quit" the program.
Steve: AHH!! I was just about to watch this video my friend sent me when i got the beachball of doom!

Terrence: Man, that sucks. It's not going away, is it?

Steve: Nope. Looks like I'll have to force quit Safari. Oh well...
by Jeffeffrey April 2, 2010
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Hairy Beachball

A larger woman's hair covered pubic area bulges outwards creating a spherical shape. Add the vaginal slit and that area looks like hairy wedges that resemble a hair-coated beachball.
Good god - I'de hate to see her "Hairy Beachball"
by hairybeachballfinder January 23, 2009
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beachball

1. n. (common) a fun and simple plastic inflatable ball, most often used in beach games. Shortened to a single word from previous two words for marketing purposes.

2. n. (slang) Someone who is as wide as they are tall. Simple analogous derivation from common use of word.
1. Get the beachball, yo, it's time to hit the coast! WOOOOO!

2. Did you see how much weight she gained? She's a damn beachball.
by KingPr0n October 26, 2004
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Teachable

"That girl is so TEACHABLE!"
by Emily Renae April 24, 2008
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