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the place where you go and forget what day of the week it is. you visit the beach only in the summer because that’s when you get tan and have endless long nights. your days at the beach consist of waking up, going on a bike ride, going to the beach, coming home with new tan lines and sandy hair then going to bed and repeating this process. it is the only place you can take and outside shower and have bonfires without getting tired of it. once you go to the beach, you will never want to go back to reality.
Hey, let’s go on vacation!
Where to?
Dude, the beach... where else?
beach by beachforlife November 27, 2017
Another word for bitch commonly seen with the 🅱️ emoji
Beach by The Real Koya May 7, 2019
Beach is a nicer way of expressing your anger. It can be said in place of any "bad" word that you can think of. Whenever your thinking a "bad" thought, it is always nice to resort to beach. Mostly because there might be children around. Also, it doesn't give you the risk of saying something you would regret. A little too often, we take out our anger on beloved family members. By using beach, you are staying away from those "bad" words and taking out your anger in a good way.
Beach!

That beach!
Beach by ocean liebe June 10, 2009
a verb; meaning to do "EVERYTHING BUT" with someone. has developed from people carrying out this practice on holiday, on beaches. particularly with people whose names are unknown. the sand also makes it interesting.
girl one: so what did you do when you went to tenerife ?
girl two: i beached
girl one: niiiice
beach by mrs martin December 30, 2009
The beach is possibly the most reliable place for picking up chicks and guys.

All kinds of people are there, from hot 15yr old girls in bikinis to 50yr old men in self denial.

Whether you're looking for serious love or a quick fuck in the boat shed, the beach is the place to look.

Oh, it's also the nearly official word for where the ocean meets the land.
Guys: "Let's go to the beach and get some pussy."

Girls: "Let's go to the beach and get some stud."

Everyone: "Let's go to the beach and laugh at fat men and women, then get some pussy/stud."
beach by Shadow XII December 28, 2005
A bored, hopeless state of mind brought on by heat, sleep deprivation, or chemistry homework . Pointless business law classes can also induce such feelings of "beaching."
This chemistry homework doesn't make sense. I'm so tired, and the air conditioner is broken so I feel like I have heat stroke. I must be beaching.
beach by That which is Beach March 30, 2011