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blunted

verb

1. Although a verb, it is actually the the inability to take action
2. The result of being so high from smoking a blunt you can no longer perform physical activity
3. Associated with the inability to close the jaw and keep eyelids open.
Bob - "Hey can you give me a hand with these dishes?"
Blunted individual - "Whaaaa............ too blunted man"
by kaicrowe September 29, 2011
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james blunted

Rhyming slang for "cunted." Used to mean completely drunk.
I got so james blunted the other night I tried to hump a goose.
by Strawberry Spam September 28, 2007
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Blunted Wanderer

n. Self-explanatory.
Blunted Wanderer

One (under the influence of marijuana) who wanders outside aimlessly out of bordom.

In most cases, a blunted wanderer is

a. Looking around, distracted by every movement/sound.
b. Looking down, paranoid that everyone around him/her knows.
SWIM is such a blunted wanderer.

SWIM went outside and looked at squirrels for like ... an hour once.
by sho9 May 11, 2011
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Under-blunted

Whilst rolling a marijuana blunt, you, or a friend may realize something detrimental, you need one gram to roll a blunt, but OH NO! Your poor ass only has .6, so being the determined person you are, you continue on your quest for a blunted highness...

You roll the blunt, the end result (looking like a small pen, a tooth pick, a brown joint, etc..) is what is commonly known as "Under-Blunted".
I bought a dime sack and tried rolling a blunt, but i failed and under-blunted my way to sobriety.
by FEARTHEBRAVE April 18, 2010
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Getting Blunted

"Yo man, i wish i was Getting Blunted, i had a bad day"
"Word, I'll be threw with some smoke"
by jimirandolf October 11, 2008
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Over-Blunted

Whilst rolling a blunt of marijuana, one may over fill the blunt with too much marijuana, hindering the ability to seal the deal (seal the wrap,swisher, etc...), hence over-blunt(ing).

However, this can be easily avoided by using more than one wrap, and or smoking many blunts, joints, bowls, bongs, vaporizers, gravities etc...
Dane attempted to fit six grams of gran daddy purp into one blunt wrap, and "over-blunted" a great deal.
by FEARTHEBRAVE April 18, 2010
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Blunted

The feeling that follows smoking a blunt. It usually makes one feel tired, weak, out of energy and like you have been "blunted". A much stronger doped feeling than smoking from a pipe or bong.
Friend: Dude, you wanna play a game of baseball?
Stoner: Nah man, I can barely move, I smoked a fatty blunt a little while ago and i'm blunted.
by Devilweed February 28, 2008
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