Buzz Numbering System

The system of counting used by Buzz, the fat older jock brother in Home Alone.

Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...

A, 2 and D are used.

a) I'm not that lucky
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 25, 2003

Morning Buzz

The Morning Buzz is the first buzz of the day. It is in relation only to the Dokha tobacco which is smoked from a medwakh that is popular amongst UAE teens. The Morning Buzz can be smoked in the morning, afternoon and evening as long as it’s the first buzz of the day no matter the time.

Bro come alley I need my morning buzz before school.
Yo, can you fill me up just a head of Dokha for my morning buzz.
Man I haven’t buzzed all day I need my morning buzz now.

by wagwan_piffting December 5, 2018

Buzz Stopes

Legendary meme creator and comedian of the highest caliber, particularly good at satire and subverting expectations.

That joke was Buzz Stopes clever, and is sure to piss off ignorant plebs.

by Real_Wolfman_Dan January 19, 2022

buzz words

These are trendy words and terms used by clueless corporate fatcats. These BMW driving morons are lost and scared when walking through a manufacturing facility alone. They are normally in small groups. The only words they say are "ISO, synergy, delight customers, world class blah, blah, blah.., global, just in time, black belt, six sigma, you get the picture."

"I can't believe that Ben asshole. He comes in at 10:00, says a few buzz words, surfs the net, goes to lunch, comes back at 2:00, makes a phone call, schedules a meeting, says a few more buzz words, takes a horrendous stinking shit, surfs the net again and then goes golfing."

by Running out of patience March 1, 2008

BAZZLE

You're colors are fully coordinated in dressing, from your head to your toes; males making sure that your cap or hat matches with your acccessories, shirt, belt and shoes; females should see to it that their bag, belt accessories and shoes are matching.

BAZZLE Couture:Jamaica,NYC,CT,MIA.

www.bazzle.ning.com
www.twiter.com/bazzlecouture
www.myspace.com/bazzle_co_ltd

You are looking so bazzle today!

I'm bazzle for the girls, and when i'm bazzle the girls eyes dazzle!

Everytime I see that girl she's always bazzle

by BAZZLE Couture December 3, 2009

peter buzz

When a dick is fixing to get hard

Babe you look so good in those shorts you gave me a peter buzz!

When you kissed me you made my peter get a buzz!

by ashane May 6, 2017

Bazzed

A term to describe a state of intoxication so extreme the person ends up on their back, unable to righten themselves akin to a turtle/tortoise/terrapin, or other shelled reptiles.

Short for Basmatted.

'Man Matt got completely bazzed last night, saw him passed out in the stairwell on his back!'

'Lets get totally bazzed tonight!'
'Na man I got bazzed the other day and I haven't quite recovered yet!'

'The Jaysters were utterly bazzed, rolling around on the floor unable to get up'. HAHA.

'Who's that on the floor?'
'Ah don't worry, thats just Hannah. She downed 3 dirty pints and now she is well and truly basmatted' (long version)

by Jayster 002 March 7, 2014