Felix Baumgardner jumped from the edge of space at 128,000 feet setting a new world record.
There's Felix the Cat and there's Felix who didn't Splat.
There's Felix the Cat and there's Felix who didn't Splat.
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My gay friend refuses to participate in a dirty baumgartner, because he does not like the taste of cum.
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Origin: Felix Baumgartner (Fearless Felix) - sky-diver, 14 October 2012 he sky-dived from 128000ft, reaching 834 mph (Mach 1.24) in the process.
Meaning: To have the balls to do something completely insane (and way past anything seen before).
Way past dangerous, stupid, legendary, awesome, cool and/or idiotic
(This is most likely something that someone else would never consider or even dream of doing).
Context: To be a Baumgartner
Meaning: To have the balls to do something completely insane (and way past anything seen before).
Way past dangerous, stupid, legendary, awesome, cool and/or idiotic
(This is most likely something that someone else would never consider or even dream of doing).
Context: To be a Baumgartner
1.
Tim: John is a bit of a Baumgartner when it comes to climbing.
Matt: Yeah! I wouldn't climb that vertical cliff even if I was paid, he's got some balls.
2.
Ben: Billy is too much of a Baumgartner on a bike for my liking.
Phil: Yeah, his BMX stunts are too dangerous.
Tim: John is a bit of a Baumgartner when it comes to climbing.
Matt: Yeah! I wouldn't climb that vertical cliff even if I was paid, he's got some balls.
2.
Ben: Billy is too much of a Baumgartner on a bike for my liking.
Phil: Yeah, his BMX stunts are too dangerous.
by Fadum From The Forest October 15, 2012
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"Yeah, my boyfriend just got a new job. He'll be making a lot more money now."
"HEHHEH, IM -250 IN DA BANK. I JUST NEED DAT WEED MAN, YA FEEL ME? HEH!"
Damnit baumgarner.
"HEHHEH, IM -250 IN DA BANK. I JUST NEED DAT WEED MAN, YA FEEL ME? HEH!"
Damnit baumgarner.
by Bingtong February 22, 2014
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by jissabella April 12, 2009
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I went to high school in California, and a lot of the blue-collar white guys were baumgartners. They drew swastikas on their notebooks and joked about killing Jews and Mexicans.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
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"Did you see that goal the goalie just let by?"
"I know dude, that goalie is a siv."
"Worse, dude; he's a bumgardener."
"I know dude, that goalie is a siv."
"Worse, dude; he's a bumgardener."
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