Joey Batey

Joey Batey is an 82 year old actor/singer. He was born January 1 1938 somewhere in the UK. At the moment, he has given up on love after 3 failed marriages and losing both his children in the custody battle in 1962. He has 5 grandchildren and as far as we know, he has met none of them due to his children being terrified of his baking skills, or lack thereof. Batey starred in shows and movies such as The Witcher, The White Queen, The Riot Club, and he even voiced Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony.

friend: did you know joey batey has had 3 failed marriages?
me: really?

friend: yeah
me: ok

by joeyplznoticeethan April 26, 2020

Batey

If someone I'd doing something risky or too obvious.

Dan: "We can smoke a bong and a few J's here."
George: "Nah that's batey as fuck."

by Sa-Fire December 13, 2014

lee james batey

faggot

I'm really looking forward to chomping on some tasty lee james batey at BOA this year

by Lee James Batey July 29, 2019

bateyed

Someone with unbeleivably bad red eye after smoking weed

Fuckin hell piper you look bateyed

by wordganjamister June 22, 2016

Lee James bateyed

When you are so drunk you rest your head on the bar to have a little rest.

They wouldn't serve me anymore jagerbombs, I was too Lee James bateyed.

by Lee James Batey 2 March 1, 2021