batoon

To "batoon" or the act of "batooning" is the process of using a wooden baton to engage in sexual activity, some examples would be to; insert, suck, lick, or other form of sexual acts using the baton mostly to fill fantasies/kinks.

Johnny: "Damn dude, Danielle is really batooning hard over there."
John: "I know Johnny, she never knows the proper time to batoon."

by fattybakn June 13, 2017

Batoone

to have a serious thoughts of a predictable past

i had a batoone which caused me to guess my future

by LULCORN September 21, 2018

Batoonguf

Batoonguf is used when someone says something really retarded

Person 1: I think Cardical is not sexy

Person 2: Batoonguf

by Cardical May 9, 2021

batoonka

A phat ass

“Damn you gotta batoonka”

by Poop monster April 5, 2022

rageef bathoon

the act of sucking dick to get ones self out of debt. Also a pakistani crackhead with spiked hair, and a small dirty brown penis

Yo man, i dont have all the money right now, but if you let me rageef bathoon your cock we'll call it even

by Anonymous March 6, 2003

batpoon

Batman's handy fleshlight

Batman was feeling lonely one night and pulled out his most trusted gadget; the batpoon

by Y0dab0y1o1 May 19, 2016

bancoona

a chill person (or people). who keeps cool in any situation but if you step in the way of his/her money then you got a huge problem

do u know josh and his fam? the such bancoonas man!

by @bancoona May 2, 2018