Take a Battista

When your bowels feel like they are going to empty and you need to take a massive shit.

After eating at golden correls dinner buffet, I found myself in search of a toilet so I could take a battista

by RockyIsReal March 2, 2019

Allegra Di Battista

One of the prettiest young tiktokers and robloxians you will ever see.

"Allegra Di Battista is so smart and pretty!"

by unknown person 1001 May 26, 2021

BATTISTA-ING

When some one talks shit to you and they want to fight you and then you knock his or her teeth out with 1-2 punches. also see tyson

Tyson, you have been charged with Battista-ING. you are sentenced to 1 year probation....

by PB March 31, 2004

BattiShit

A word combing Batty and Shit. Made by the two gashdems of HX. BRAP!

Natz: Na man dat wigga a battishit!
Emi: Dam hes more den that
Tim: Tru
Natz & Emi: Tim we wa on about u !
Tim: Oh

by Trix 'n' Thuggin January 12, 2006

Baratis

Used to denote multiple instances or increased intensity of feeling that is commensurate with multiple bara(s)

I don't like these bad bengali boys - they are all just a bunch of baratis.

by TBickle1014322 August 1, 2020

Battism

The uncontrollable urge to beat someone with a baseball bat at random

Guy 1: Hey dude, I think I have Battism
Guy 2: How so?
Guy 1: I just randomly beat up my friend yesterday with a baseball bat.

by Leesbra July 9, 2021

battistel

Like a balloon, as bubbly as a the bubbles you would make when you were 6. Those bubbles you would try to catch yeah those, but there not that bubble. Do not come across an angry battistel they WILL hunt you down. Can be very stupid with love and once they get into it can get out until there heart is broken, once there hearts are broken whoever broke it will never see the light of day again.

Guy 1 : Whose that?
Guy 2 : that girl is a battistel, don’t go near her!

by That!d!ot@ngie October 30, 2021