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by A_BORED_DUMBASS February 20, 2019
Get the Bajwaminaaaaa mug.Noun: A total badass, originating from the middle east but showing the world who's boss. Drinks, smokes, and enjoys the company of many women. Probably was in some type of military service and definitely has killed someone before.
Steve: yo shut up tim, basams comin in, hide the women, the wine, and song!
Tim: shit! last time he came in he took all the ladies!
Tim: shit! last time he came in he took all the ladies!
by Cadillac Bat December 11, 2009
Get the Basam mug.A white monk who is the grooviest duck in the pond. A girl who is irish and has a particular fondness for potatoes. Normally a teacher.
by Kyle Merkel December 10, 2013
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Get the bassam mug.dude who acts gangsta... friendly... Has strange relations with his friends mostly homosexual in nature. Loves pussy! Most likely fucked your girl, and every girl u know ... he is also a hairy beast... he is also never serious and doesnt get mad very easily and ...... SMOKES WEED ERR DAY .. i mean hardcore .,.. like i never seen him not high before in fact he is right beside me right now smoking a joint lol :P
Stranger: Ayo Bassam .. whatchu fink bout the rap game right bout naw ?
Different stranger interrupts: WHAT IS AN AREOLA ?
Bassam: It's the area around ya nipple
*inaudible verse*
Boy Makzilla made this official
Boy don't trip, Don't pull your pistol
Know what I'm sayin, Say huh
*/inaudible verse*
(Huh)
Different stranger interrupts: WHAT IS AN AREOLA ?
Bassam: It's the area around ya nipple
*inaudible verse*
Boy Makzilla made this official
Boy don't trip, Don't pull your pistol
Know what I'm sayin, Say huh
*/inaudible verse*
(Huh)
by MaryJane519 January 26, 2011
Get the Bassam mug.A belief/way of life, based around living to the fullest. The most challenging part about this, is learning your personal/individual "fullness". The main goal of being a basta is to reach a sense of "perfection". The beauty of this belief is that "perfection" is ever changing to adapt to life, knowledge, age, and other surroundings. Therefore supplying an endless learning experience.
The hardest task is the Out of Body Experience. By mastering this art, certain powers are available to anyone.
Such as:
1. Meeting other people in an Out of Body Experience
2. The power to manipulate, subliminally alter, curse, and build up other people's mind. Through speaking to an unwary person/soul, you can even send someone into spiraling suicidal depression.
Common practices/activities:
1. Out of Body Experience (For mental and spiritual development)
2. Lucid Dreaming (Recreational)
3. Self Hypnosis (Optional)(For enhancing personal attributes)
Origin of Word: Given that most people could not possibly begin to understand the concept, the name "Bastamental"
The root words are Bastard Mentalist (or Mental)
bas·tard
3.something irregular, inferior, spurious, or unusual.
Spurious, the main source of the definition of bastard
spu·ri·ous/ˈspyo͝orēəs/
Not being what it purports to be; false or fake: Along the lines of reasoning Apparently but not actually valid: "this spurious reasoning results in nonsense".
The hardest task is the Out of Body Experience. By mastering this art, certain powers are available to anyone.
Such as:
1. Meeting other people in an Out of Body Experience
2. The power to manipulate, subliminally alter, curse, and build up other people's mind. Through speaking to an unwary person/soul, you can even send someone into spiraling suicidal depression.
Common practices/activities:
1. Out of Body Experience (For mental and spiritual development)
2. Lucid Dreaming (Recreational)
3. Self Hypnosis (Optional)(For enhancing personal attributes)
Origin of Word: Given that most people could not possibly begin to understand the concept, the name "Bastamental"
The root words are Bastard Mentalist (or Mental)
bas·tard
3.something irregular, inferior, spurious, or unusual.
Spurious, the main source of the definition of bastard
spu·ri·ous/ˈspyo͝orēəs/
Not being what it purports to be; false or fake: Along the lines of reasoning Apparently but not actually valid: "this spurious reasoning results in nonsense".
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