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basturbation

basturbation n. When a bastard masturbates.
He's a bastard, so he has to do basturbation.
by snarkyken August 20, 2008
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basturbated

her: did you masturbate today?
him: no i basturbated.
by masisgay April 19, 2018
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Basturbate

Basturbate describes the process, where you play the character Bastion in the game Overwatch while you are beating shit out of your meat
I like to basturbate
by DaToad February 24, 2018
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Basturbate

Dude I just Basturbated so hard that my dick fell off!
by Lemonsarentreal July 15, 2019
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Bastermaiting

The art of shoving cum back into your penis after ejacuation
Dude there's this new section on PornHub... Bastermaiting... It's fuckin weird!
by desaladbar December 9, 2019
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Basturea

The most virile man in history. It is a legend among roumanian people. Legend says he fucked 1000 hookers in a year.
Have you heard about BASTUREA?
Yes, my mom told me to wear a chastity belt if I go out in public, ‘cuz he will want to rape me.
by Haveit March 7, 2022
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