these are all crap defintions of 'bastard'. most of them dont even define what the word 'bastard' (the one we want to be talking about) actually means. The real definition of bastard is someone who is a total mean person to you, who fucks up your life and couldn't care less.
by better than youuuuuu December 28, 2005
Get the bastardmug. 
Get the bastardmug. 1. A child born out of wedlock.
2. Something that is of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin.
3. A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.
2. Something that is of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin.
3. A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.
by Sam429 March 12, 2004
Get the bastardmug. level four of sentence enhancers
1=hell
2=damn
3=ass
4=bastard
5=bitch
6=shit
7=fuck
8=The Finger
* using two means adding.
1=hell
2=damn
3=ass
4=bastard
5=bitch
6=shit
7=fuck
8=The Finger
* using two means adding.
by nappyafrochik April 5, 2003
Get the bastardmug. 
by Fuck You Ya Mother Fucking Bas November 16, 2017
Get the bastardmug. Originally non-offensive - most use being proffesional in the medical career - meaning born to parents who are either not together or un-married.
Although it is now used offensively by anyone, who does not neccessarily know the background of someones parentage, and is just taking the piss.
Although it is now used offensively by anyone, who does not neccessarily know the background of someones parentage, and is just taking the piss.
by Ollie Ford May 8, 2008
Get the bastardmug.