basaltsquirrel

Basaltsquirrel is one of the kindest, funniest, most amazing person you will ever meet. She is with you through your worst times and supports you in your best. She is an amazing person and you should cherish her if you have a basaltsquirrel in your life.

Squirrel: un o
Bean: blue 832648
Squirrel: green 832648
Bean: green 8
Squirrel: green 453234
Bean: -3473487631784 you win
Bean: ilysm basaltsquirrel you're awesome
Squirrel: ilysm more
Bean: not possible

by The Refried Bean April 25, 2020

basaltic

When you get your balls stuck or they hurt from you flicking them.

basaltic- Broooo I hit my nuts on accident!

by JaySav551 December 6, 2018

balsalt

salty balls smell salty, taste salty, & feel salty

how would you like your french fries with a lil balsalt?

by lercipher grenowens September 26, 2010

basalt

joke form of the word "assult" for the geologically inclined

"stop basalting me park ranger toby delcompass"

by izerin2103 November 13, 2006

basalt

A type of igneous rock usually associated with table making.

Hey is that counter-top made of the mineral basalt?

by L-dawg January 25, 2003

Basalt

1) hard black rock
2) Nelson

Person 1: Hey, do you know Nelson?
Person 2: Do you mean Basalt?

by caca111 March 5, 2019

bassant

ahh this girl, or boi! how do i define her? her feet makes me want to take pictures of then all day and night and frame them in the most majestic pedestal in the country. its like its made out of plastic. but scratch that it would make it a target for those who have foot fetishes. b is the second letter in the alphabet . but to me, shes second to none. but she still refuses my bites and kisses. she's like younghee from squid game, notices every move everyone she cares for does and confronts people gun first when she wants to. this little ball of angy and fierceness is a whole package only few can handle (in a good way)

woah bassant damn

by wachawacha November 23, 2021