significant sasquatch

The feral countenanced beloved of a friend who, due to body or facial hair, appears more sasquatch than human.

Ex. 1: Though Jen loved Mike, she was certain that her friends perceived him only as her significant sasquatch.

Ex. 2: I have it on authority of an expert that the perfect gift for my significant sasquatch is a pig ear.

by Malazoth November 18, 2010

Silverback Sasquatch

When allycats mom got ravished by bigfoot while strolling through the woods in oregon

Holy shit theres alleycat the silverback sasquatch!

by Suka may korncob July 30, 2018

Sasquatch Homies

The coolest seven people you will EVER meet. (eight people if you include Calum)

Don't be intimidated, they're just teenage losers who are horny 25/8 always talking about boys that they can't have.

"What are Sasquatch homies" - Calum Hood
"you and the rest of the sasquatch homies scare the crap out of me" - Anon on Ki'is ask.fm

by sasquatchhomiesrule December 26, 2013

Sasquatch Syndrome

A psychological disorder suffered by very large men wherein the sufferer has repeated disabling fears that they are actually Sasquatch but have no conscious memory of wandering the forests at night.

I’ve spent my life filled with odd feelings and hunches thanks to this god forsaken Sasquatch Syndrome!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Reverse Cuban Sasquatch

While having sexual intercourse, preferably in a log cabin or missile silo, the dominant partner takes a dump onto the chest of the submissive partner. He or she proceeds to then trim his/her pubic hair and sprinkle it upon the fecal matter. Then, they wrap the feces in toilet tissue and light it and then shove the "cigar" (lit end up) into the submissive person's anal sphincter (anus).

"Babe, what happened last night? I don't remember a thing..."

"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."

"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."

"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"

by fidelcastro69 April 1, 2010

Sasquatched

To be fooled or pranked by an obvious hoax or episode of shenanigans, as demonstrated by the musical comedy "Sasquatched! The Musical" www.sasquatched.com

"It's not Bigfoot . . . it’s the bar owner and his wife! We’ve been SASQUATCHED!"

by MadHatter63 April 22, 2013

Sasquatch Kiss

When a person presses their hairy taint upon the forehead of a sleeping individual and gently farts... This will usually cause pink eye by leaving residue on the face.

Why does he have pink eye?" "I gave him a sasquatch kiss last night after he passed out.

by mexican hooka productions April 4, 2011