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cheating bastard

See Cheating husband....Man who took a vow in marriage and then screws his slut of a coworker for year before the wife and family of 16 years finds out. Once confronted, the bastard runs away without an apology or explanation.
We all knew Bill was a cheating bastard, because his history is that he can't be alone, and always finds another before ending his current marriage.
by unicorntiny November 23, 2016
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Ugly Bastard

A category on hentai haven that no one clicks on because no one likes anime chicks getting plowed like a plot of land by anime equivalent of John Goodman.
Person 1: I love the ugly bastard category!
Person 2: *Grabs scissors* Your genes cannot be allowed to spread.
by BlimeyCunt June 13, 2018
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gnarly bastard

a song by XXXTentacion, basically his pastor thought he was toxic
I'm really gonna miss X, what a gnarly bastard.

RIP XXXTentacion
by manarchy June 21, 2018
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Horny bastard

A person who wants to fuck everything and everyone
“Dude that sofa look kinda fuckable
“Ew you horny bastard
by Naniladlord October 9, 2020
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Balearic

The word Balearic in its most most simple terms means "of or having to do with the Balearic Islands" which are a group of small islands in the Western Mediterranean near the coast of Spain.

More specifically however, the term Balearic (or "Balearic Beat") has come to mean a genre of music which became popular on the islands of the same name, specifically the Balearic Island of Ibiza.

The Balearic genre is broad and almost means "eclectic" more than any specific style of sound. Generally, it tends towards sunny, melodic, "feel-good" electronic music, as it's birthplace was on the warm sunny beaches of the islands. This may encompass atmospheric house, downtempo, chillout, nu-disco, latin,soul, dub, and re-edits.

As mentioned before, the genre is about being eclectic, so a Balearic Beat DJ will often flow through many different sounds inside a single set. In fact, "Balearic" might be better thought of as a style of DJ'ing rather than a style of music. Still, the flavor always comes back to that sunny island feel and often incorporates smooth soul sounds, acoustic strings and guitar, dreamy vocals, and tempos under 120 BPM.
I was loving the Balearic set that DJ was playing last night during sunset!
by Jacaranda June 17, 2010
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Bastard Sock

When you are done washing and start folding your clothes, there is always one sock without a partner. This sock left behind is known as a bastard sock. Some households keep bastard sock piles/baskets, giving temporary shelter to socks that have become bastards until they can be reunited with another matching sock.
Goddamnit! I know I washed 3 pairs of socks, but now all I have is 2 pairs and one bastard sock.
by rmft November 1, 2009
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Shithouse Bastard

Popularized by proud pedophile, Geoffrey Leonard. Shithouse Bastard refers to one(usually journalists) that continuously asks private questions about you and your underage male love-slaves.
Journalist: Mate, im not a 13 year old boy. You cant intimidate me, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: You are a shithouse bastard!
by funnydoodette October 9, 2008
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