Birute

the icon of marrige. the "goodess" equivalent to a saint; pretty yet charming, strong romance and will and at heart. The story of her marrige became a romantic legend. She had a lot of sons and daughters. She is said to have died as so called "Juliet" did, sacrificing her life toward her husband.

"Birute" couldn't wait to get married.

by zx222 May 10, 2009

Bruteface

An indivdual with an abnormally rugged face. Built for durability not beauty.

Dude did you see that bruteface? She looks just like her brother.

by bruteface March 13, 2012

Barteksplain

Giving an over the top or inappropriate explanation to a term, which nobody asked for.

"So basically what you do is, you place your hands like this and go 'rock paper scissors' then show what you want to play . Its simpler than you think" - Barteksplaining how to play rock-paper-scissors while under the influence.

by J.inja August 29, 2021

Jasmine bartek

Jasmine bartek the 19 year old tiktok influencer with nearly 100 thousand supporters, her full name is jasmine Anne bartek. She lives in Canada and talks alot about how mental health is important, she not only does that but has her own fandom called the " bayjays " which they support jasmine with everything she does

Jasmine bartek

by Ryder soulhime May 24, 2021

Salt My Dish, Bartender

Slang term coined by Ian Carter, meaning "Hey cunt, bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor, wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, cunt"

"Salt my dish, bartender"
"What?"
"Look on Urban Dictionary"

by shutupdumbass7 November 4, 2020

resting bartender face

Where a bartender has dealt with so many drunken cock wombles that their face is permanently scowling

That barman has a serious resting bartender face. God knows who pissed him off

by Derangedflamingo June 2, 2017

brutes magootes

The best way to say something "sucks", or is "brutal"

Guy 1: "How's that test gonna go?"

Guy 2: "Dude, I didn't study."

Guy 1: "Damn, that's brutes magootes."

by brutesmagootes December 25, 2011