Barrying

When someone comes up with the biggest pile of ballshit the world has ever seen. Invented By Mathew Barry. Barrying can only be used to describe continuous amounts of ball shit that makes their breath smell like a baby elephants rectum.

Simple term - lying

An example of Barrying is 'I do not play world of warcraft!' or 'Did you know when monkeys fart it actually releases a highly toxic substance that causes 'ALIENS TO TAKE OVER HIS BODY!!!! WHAAAAAAAT!!!!!! THEYRE FIRING XRAY BEAMS OUTB OF THEIR RADIOACTIVE SUPER CORES!! USE YOUR ZAPPY GUN TO STOP THEM!!! KAPEWPEW KAPLOWY PEW PEW KAPLOWY!! DOCTOR WE NEED YOU TO DEFUSE THIS ATOM BOMB!! ALL IN A DAYS WORK!!!!

by stonedemofish May 26, 2010

Bartling

verb; to barbecue, but to do so in an odd way

He has been meat bartling for over an hour now!

by noellllllllllll February 2, 2019

Barting

When you suck a fart out someone's ass, swallow the gas, then burp it back up. Usually back into the face of the person who did the fart.

My wife Chelsea, that gross whore, can tell me what i had for lunch just by barting me!

by the infamous Slug October 3, 2018

barting

When your dog farts and barks simultaneously.

Dang, Magnus has been barting all night.

by ver Boyer July 29, 2016

Brandon Bartling

Cutest drummer of all time. From Indiana. Likes cuddling and making other's lives better.

"Can I get a guy like Brandon Bartling?"

by brandonmichael April 18, 2013

barting

When your dog barks and farts simulataneously.

God damnit. Magnus has been barting all night.

by ver Boyer July 29, 2016

barting

When your dog barks and farts repeatedly and simultaneously.

Magnus ate too much and has been barting all night.

by Amandatam July 29, 2016