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the barton is very misunderstood in modern english many people think it is a type of intercourse and some think it is a poop scoop, both wrong. a barton is actually a small feeble agressive child that will sack tap, debag, t-bag, curb stomp and even circumcise anyone who offends him. they usually come in the shape of a Joel but often get renamed to Jopel. they also like to have sex with small children gigidy gigidy goo
you guys omg, omg you guys jopel totaly just destroyed my daughters cherry, theres cunt all over the room.
or
barton just took my testicles because i reminded him of the time he told me about his mother getting a coil.
barton by jackisasexygitmmmm February 22, 2008
A small village which thinks it is a town. It takes pride alongside the river humber which tends to flood it. It is filled with chav wannabies, And 14year old prostitues.
A town is sposed to have a town center not a market place, but yet barton take place in this and hides behind the fact it is secretly a village.
Barton by Debbie Murphy January 6, 2008
Used to describe something repetitive, shallow and primarily boring. Often lacking any sort of intrigue or personality whatsoever. Inspired by Mischa Barton and her vapid character "Marissa Cooper" on THE OC.
"Dude, that lecture on post-structuralist industrial artifacts was so Barton."
Barton by SnuffDaddy September 25, 2005
A man who likes to have big NUTS
Barton And The Big Nut
Barton by Mooshi_ May 30, 2018
“Barton an annoying cunt who’s jot funny at all”
Barton by Dontlikeu January 24, 2020
A term used for Governor Stirling Senior High School students who use it as a synonym for that idiot who steals phones
"Barton is coming here"

"Don't let Barton see us"

Barton's Gold Rum

The cheapest silky smooth 80 proof rum around.
Barton's Gold Rum makes Captain Morgan look like a fucking pussy.