Battledash is an epic Minecraft gamer and pro fortnite haxor. He is notorious for altering the audio files in pleasant park causing the whole game to go into unscheduled downtime. He also got hacked by MagmaReef once. That was pretty cool. He has a YouTube channel go subscribe or he will hack you. They call him motha fudgin Jensen Snowwwwwwww
Landon: Yo Battledash can you come up with a vid idea so I can get views?
Battledash: Yea sure here you go. And here is some clickbait titles, now go make Luke edit this in your basement for 8 hours.
Battledash: Yea sure here you go. And here is some clickbait titles, now go make Luke edit this in your basement for 8 hours.
by burhbillg September 3, 2019
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Some people have used D V D.
I prefer "F*CKING AMAZING!".
If something is amazing it's "Bartleman", or you can use "Bartle" for short.
(Similar to how Nick Swardson says "Party")
Some people have used D V D.
I prefer "F*CKING AMAZING!".
If something is amazing it's "Bartleman", or you can use "Bartle" for short.
(Similar to how Nick Swardson says "Party")
What kind of beer is that?
It's BartleBeer (or bartle-beer).
Dude that guy is AWESOME!
Yea he's "Bartleman".
DUDE, THAT'S THE SHIZNIT!
Yea it's bartle.
It's BartleBeer (or bartle-beer).
Dude that guy is AWESOME!
Yea he's "Bartleman".
DUDE, THAT'S THE SHIZNIT!
Yea it's bartle.
by YouNeek1 February 5, 2008
Get the bartleman mug.Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.
Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...
After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.
After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.
by Call me Edward Cullen February 20, 2009
Get the Jed Bartles mug.When someone who "thinks" they know something about computers/servers and attempts to "repair" one, usually leaving it in worse shape than it was in the first place. This can happen because the "guru" emits an EMP pulse that disables all electronics within a 25ft. radius.
John: Man, my laptop is running slow today.
Dave: Hey, I'll take a look at it!
Dave: *picks up the laptop, motherboard fries, screen goes dark*
John: Dude WTF?! You just Bartletted my laptop!!
Dave: Hey, I'll take a look at it!
Dave: *picks up the laptop, motherboard fries, screen goes dark*
John: Dude WTF?! You just Bartletted my laptop!!
by xerolyfe April 3, 2011
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Get the Barted Lag mug.Another word for Mountaindew the beverage of the gods. No one knows it's origin but it sure is fun to say.
Friend 1:Pass me that Ice cold Bartle Skeet
Friend 2: Bartle Skeet gives you colon cancer
Friend 1: I don't care Bartle Skeet is like Redneck Holy Water
Friend 2: Bartle Skeet gives you colon cancer
Friend 1: I don't care Bartle Skeet is like Redneck Holy Water
by Mikey Jeff April 20, 2018
Get the Bartle Skeet mug.A Bartleby is a person who is hired for a job, shows up to work every day, but refuses to actually do the job. From the short story "Bartleby, the Scrivener, a Story of Wall Street" by Herman Mellville.
That new salesman turned out to be a Bartleby, he hasn't made a sales call in the 3 months since he started.
by Morningwood Cottage July 2, 2016
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