barstow, illinois

Is a small town . If you blink you will miss it .

Barstow, Illinois is a really boring town

by Ashley Kay224 February 7, 2014

Barstow bludgeon

Sandwiching someone’s body between a car and another heavy object (frequently a concrete wall, or another car)

“Dude did you hear that Michael got a Barstow bludgeon last night?”

by gnbdhdjfiix June 1, 2018

Dylan Barstow

A Rapper from the Lawrence/Methuen area who started a riot at Hampton Beach and got arrested by the S.W.A.T team. He started off as a boxer from INTENZE 978 and is very popular in the New England area for his reckless behavior and personality. He’s a good kid though, a lot of people know him from being a waiter too at TGI Fridays and even the older people like him. His nickname is also “Blicky”.

Dylan Barstow is a reckless kid, but a good kid.

by TheWatcherWhoSees July 29, 2023

hard barstow

the coolest person in recorded history; sent back in time to teach you how to be cool and keep it moving

I want to be like Hard Barstow when I grow up. He is so cool. All of the chicks dig him.

by Hard Barstow February 10, 2004

Amelia barstow

Amelia barstow is a really cool Wilde specamin. she’s a bit stupid and a little bit gay but she’s really nice to all the people she’s scared off. The wild Amelia barstow is often lacking in the amount of friends she has, she is original and unique which means nobody likes her. She gets through life with about one friend and a hooligan lifestyle .

I think Amelia barstow is making a new friend, wait no I was wrong that can’t happen

by Jamoli January 4, 2018

Chuck Bartowski

Chuck Bartowski is a t.v. character played by Zachary Levi. He is a normal guy until he downloads government secrets into his head (the Intersect). He is the coolest nerd/spy ever.

Chuck Bartowski: Look, I'm not accusing you of anything... today. Yesterday, yes, I may have laid it on a little thick with the accusing, but I'm really sorry about that. Instead of not trusting you I should have been thanking you for saving my life and protecting the country and for making really tasty gourmet wieners.

by delayen November 26, 2010

Hungarian barstool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian barstool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian barstools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian barstools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.

Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian barstool before you leave?

by feldermaus January 14, 2009