Burnside draw

The bottom draw in the office desk which contains contraband e.g. grog, porn, form guides, condoms, chocolate, deviant lifestyle magazines and ciggies. Named after the no nonsense cop of the same name off The Bill

Set in the open plan office
Person 1: (quietly) Dude do you have any bourbon?
Person 2: (quietly back)Wait a moment while I check my Burnside draw

by Anecdotal April 11, 2008

Baysided

(Verb): The act of getting Baysided; anally abused in a non-convenient manner, typically unexpected.

Guy: "Happy Birthday baby."
Girl: "Awww. You shouldn't have."
Guy: "Now close your eyes."
Girl: "UHHHH".
Guy: "You just got baysided.

by SCATElite September 22, 2013

Burnside Handshake

When a streetwalker gets in your car she will ask you if you are a cop. When you say no, she will ask you to prove it. This involves her pulling out your penis or sliding her hand in your pants and grapping your penis so she can give it a quick tug. This is what's known as the Burnside Handshake.

In Seattle it's call the Aurora handshake. In Phoenix it's referred to as the East Van Buren Handshake, and in LA oftentimes known as the Sunset Blvd Handshake.

Hey now that your in the car, would you like to do the burnside handshake??

by AHitler July 15, 2007

Barnied Out

Used to describe a person drunk beyond recognition. Originated after seeing a person at the bars face so red it was almost purple like barnies.

Me and my boy where Barnied Out the other night at the bar.

by MikeSpace November 13, 2007

brosided

When a fellow bro makes an important relationship, social or any life changing decision without consulting his fellow bros. Thus when the decision becomes public, all involved bros feel hurt and left in the dark.

Taylor totally brosided the shit out of me when he decided to change his relationship status on facebook without telling me. I feel like an idiot in this bromance now. I think this is the beginning of the end to our brolationship.

by emmettburley22 June 15, 2015

Burnside

The street in Portland, Oregon where most of the hookers and prostitutes congregate.

Dude, let's go to Burnside and pick up some hos.

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

Barnsed

To abandon your brothers for some dutty scottish Jbags for unknown reasons (assume the worst)

Can’t believe he’s barnsed the boys like that. That fuckin TRAITOR

by WettyWain January 12, 2019