by The Ahura Mazda July 29, 2006
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Based on the original Barter System. Used when someone gets injured and they are worried a cast, crutches, stitches ETC will negatively impact their sex life. This is an economically friendly way to get serviced with out resorting to prostitution.
Based on the original Barter System. Used when someone gets injured and they are worried a cast, crutches, stitches ETC will negatively impact their sex life. This is an economically friendly way to get serviced with out resorting to prostitution.
I broke my wrist snow boarding so I used the Barner System to find a guy with an injury fetish.
She was writing the definition of the Barner System and it gave me a boner. Maybe I'll use my boner to service her in return, and consequentially, utilize the Barner System.
She was writing the definition of the Barner System and it gave me a boner. Maybe I'll use my boner to service her in return, and consequentially, utilize the Barner System.
by SnowBoardChick January 8, 2011
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The former president of the united states of America. The first Black, Kenyan president. The first president to not be born in America.
I love Brock O'Barner. He is such a nice guy. When he was president us black people felt so inspired.
by Mister Beanium November 1, 2018
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by David6900000000000 April 3, 2007
Get the barner mug.A large percentage of the fan base for the Auburn Tigers football team located in Auburn, AL. These fans are arrogant, ignornat, extremly biast, jealeous & unrealistic. Barners will praise their team & tell you they are the best team in the Nation as long as their winning, even if it is against 1-AA teams. But if they lose, a Barner will make every excuse possible & boo their own players. Barners truley hate the Alabama Crimson Tide, but envy them at the same time because they wish their team could do what the Tide does. In the eyes of a Barner the Crimson Tide can do no right, if they win it is because they cheated, the refs gave them the game or the opposing team "let" them win. Even if the Crimson Tide is undefeated & ranked #1 in all 3 major polls, a Barner will tell you that the Crimson Tide is the worst team in the Nation, that they are overrated, they cheat, they lie & that their schedule is weak. Most Barners are more concerned with what the Alabama Crimson Tide is doing than their own team.
BARNER = "Im A AUBURN FAN AND ALWAYS WILL BE! WE ARE REBUILDING! WE WILL BE BACK GIVE THEM TIME THEY IMPROVED FROM LAST YEAR WE JUST HAVE NO DEPTH ON DEFENSE ! OUR OFFENSE IS MESSING UP WITH THE PENALTIES LET THE ADJUST WE WILL BE BETTER NEXT YEAR FOR SURE! ALABAMA HAS DEFENSE THATS IT FLORIDA IS GONNA WHUP THAT ASS THE ONLY OFFENSIVE WEAPON YAHL HAVE IS INGRAM! mCELROY BLOWS ASS AND YAHL ARE NOT A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP AND YAHL WILL NOT WIN IT HANDS DOWN! I PROMISE AND YOU NOW DEEP DOWN INSIDE YOU LIL HEART HAHA SO LIVE IT UP WHILE YOU CAN"
by DatDude2101 November 16, 2009
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Proving that west Alabama is really just a gutter for Georgia, these extremely arrogant and jealous rednecks think cow pastures and dying trees are beautiful. They prefer trailers and large fields over "city" life and hate anything that is ultimately better than them. Winning comes at any cost to these pathetic individuals who have flagrantly abused the NCAA and made it painfully obvious that corruption is rampant. They copy traditions of other schools because nobody has the capacity to actually be creative. The hallmark of this "cow college" (aptly named) is their jealously for the Alabama Crimson Tide. It is what defines them and gives them purpose. However, it is a juxtaposition because without the Tide the Barners would have no reason to exist. Why would anyone pay attention to a farming school in Alabama if they weren't a rival to one of the best college football teams ever?
Proving that west Alabama is really just a gutter for Georgia, these extremely arrogant and jealous rednecks think cow pastures and dying trees are beautiful. They prefer trailers and large fields over "city" life and hate anything that is ultimately better than them. Winning comes at any cost to these pathetic individuals who have flagrantly abused the NCAA and made it painfully obvious that corruption is rampant. They copy traditions of other schools because nobody has the capacity to actually be creative. The hallmark of this "cow college" (aptly named) is their jealously for the Alabama Crimson Tide. It is what defines them and gives them purpose. However, it is a juxtaposition because without the Tide the Barners would have no reason to exist. Why would anyone pay attention to a farming school in Alabama if they weren't a rival to one of the best college football teams ever?
Barner: Although I live in a trailer and covet everything you have, I'm better than you.
Anyone else: Did you say something? What's that smell? Did you step in cow shit?
Anyone else: Did you say something? What's that smell? Did you step in cow shit?
by Drew Jones November 29, 2011
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