burmahni

She is a loving ,caring beautiful girl that doesn’t take stuff from girls she nice but can get mean but over all she pretty and a lot of girls are jealous of her 🥰

Do you see that girl over their that’s taking selfies she pretty her name must be Burmahni😘

by anonymous November 23, 2021

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Barman's Curse

It started when I was about 19, working behind the bar at a sports centre for a Young Farmers do. I served the guy with a pint, and he said:

‘can you fit a scotch in there?’

‘Yes sure, no worries’

‘Then why can’t you fill it up with beer?’

What a cunt. He got neither by the way, just a whispered ‘wanker’ into the top of his 7/8 pint of fosters.

Turn your back on the offending pisstank and whisper your worst barman's curse into the booze

by Torbaydos July 27, 2022

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