charles barkley

the manliest man in NBA history. Known for defense, rebounding, and heavy drinking. Once threw a guy through a plate glass window at a bar for spilling a drink on him. Rumored to drink 15 long island ice teas the night before a game. Know the best announcer in any sport, doing both the NBA and the MLB playoffs in the manliest way possible.

Hey jon, wanna go out to the bar?
-fuck no, Charles Barkley's in town tonight. He'll drink us both under the table and then throw our metrosexual bitch asses out tha window.

by asfegf February 16, 2008

barkle

bark + circle; to bark while circling, especially a dog

One dog was not behind the fence, and when we got closer he started barkling all around us.

by Wosat June 26, 2004

gnarles barkley

used to describe something especially crazy or absurd.

brian: "did you hear about that guy who slayed a bear with a pocket knife?"
chris: " no way, that's gnarles barkley!"

by brianfromhassettst December 29, 2007

gnarls barkley'd

The ragging out of the anus during sexual intercourse. (slang term)

Dude! I just totally gnarls barkley'd that chick last night! She won't be poopin' right for a while!

by Jorgan June 9, 2007

barkle

Nonsense, or something that would be laughably passed off as such. Meaningless babble of those who do belong to a cult or political faction. A circular argument that proves nothing.

That berk is full of barkle, his arguments go nowhere and take the long way to get there...

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

Snarls Barkley

When a persons hair becomes almost impossible to brush or comb due to tightly formed snarls close to the scalp.

"Ouch! Goddammit, my hair's all Snarls Barkley again!"

by Jesse Jamison January 23, 2009

barkle

a bark while circling, usually done by a dog.

Everytime I visit, my friend's dog barkles around me for several minutes

by bread infection October 23, 2005