Bartonning

Being inconvenient toward others ; generally being in the way of others

Dude Max was Bartonning the shit out of everyone's way on the van

by Flaresplitz2 July 5, 2015

Brotoning

Uncontrollable fapping and/or flailing.

My boyfriend was fapping viciously and brotoning last night.

by OxfordSmoke January 5, 2017

Baroning

Baroning is the act of casually lying by inventing stories or modifying existing ones.

Baroning probably has its origins in Latin America and became a worldwide phenomenon in late 2018.

The word is derived from the famous German Baron Münchhausen (1720-1797), a guy that casually lied his way around. His most famous thief pistols (for definition see urban dictionary) were:
- riding on a canon ball over the enemy lines, scouting their positions, and then casually stepping over onto an oncoming cannon ball in the opposite direction to return to his groups

Spanish: baronear
German: baroning

English: "He really baroned his way out of this story when his wife asked him about his whereabouts last night."

"She said she can't make it tonight, because there's a problem with the door lock" - "sounds like classic baroning to me"

Spanish: Esta chica colombiana está baroneando muchísimo últimamente, es una verdadera pistolera de ladrón

by ElBarón June 2, 2019

Batoning

When you're out hard using your knife but I'm at home hard using your wife.

I was out batoning my benchmade griptillain and apparently my buddy was railing my ex-fiance

by Jeezuradick March 9, 2022