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baristae

A hypercorrect false Latin plural of 'barista.' Typically ironic, indicates blanket disdain for all baristas of the pseudo-intellectual breed.
1. Baristae are the worst of the hipster lot.

2. Yeah, to look cool, the baristae at Sam's Cafe on 42nd were reading Ovid in the original Greek.
by snellite February 7, 2013
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barista

1) A person trained in the art of preparing and serving espresso.
2) Anyone who prepares and serves coffee products in a coffee shop.
(Italian for "bartender.")
It's essential for a barista working at Starbucks to know the difference between a latte and an espresso.
by Mary October 21, 2003
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barista bomb

When a barista throws a drink and slams a person into the ground
by Jusitn86 July 1, 2017
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Barista dickpeepsta

A young male who buttons too button on shirt, wears weird glass and changes under a towel tent at the gym; looks like a barista but stares at boomer dicks as they swing by.
That weird dude w bed head that hit his head on the locker as he tried to change was staring at our dicks. He’s a barista dickpeepsta
by Davedale August 27, 2019
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ninja barista

An espresso machine operator with not only exceptional skill in producing the finest espresso shots and espresso-based drinks, but also with extreme dexterity, zen-like demeanor and lightning quick speed behind the bar. Generally is quiet and modest, but can deliver a killer shot of espresso.

Compare and contrast with the rockstar barista.
Before I even put down my two dollars, that ninja barista had a killer doubleshot of espresso in front of me.
by Jimmy Oneschuk July 25, 2008
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Barista

A person who works in a coffeeshop. More than likely, a person who puts up with large variables of bull shit from snobby customers throughout his/her work shift.
"Hey, what do you do?"
"I'm a Barista "
"Oh, I'm sorry..."
"Yeah man...It's okay."
by KMill22 January 19, 2009
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BarStar Virgin

Someone who repeatedly gets crazy drunk and goes to bars just trying to rope in that first lady. Being 22 and buying sixteen year olds drinks as well as grinding on lesbians are included in the criteria of being a BarStar virgin. Throwing up everywhere is also an absolute MUST.
Man Dan is a BarStar virgin. He get stupid drunk hits on everyone but in the end only ends up sleeping in a pile of puke and tears.
by Passed Out Girl March 1, 2010
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