bar donkey

one who hangs out in bars because she cant find a corral..someone in need of a saddle

" lets go to the pub and see if we cant find us a bar donkey to ride"

by aanniigg August 3, 2010

Badonkeydong

Booty, Butt, A**

Male: Smack*
Female: Leave my badonkeydong ALONE!

by Celeste A. Webb January 27, 2018

bearmonkey

The bearmonkey is a euphemism for a hangover. One usually receives a visit from the bearmonkey after a long night of drinking way too much alcohol.

The bearmonkey is a creature that sneaks into your room at night and slaps you around, fucks up your hair, presses on your eyeballs, shits in your mouth and steals all of your money.

The day after a visit from the bearmonkey, one usually has bloodshot eyes, feels like crap and looks like crap, has terrible dry mouth, stinky breath and can't figure out where all the money in his wallet went.

Boss: "You look like shit today!"
Employee: "Yeah, I got a visit from the bearmonkey last night."

by biomechanic April 15, 2007

bodonkey

someone who is a complete dumb ass

wow! he's a bodonkey for doing such a thing!

by Ary aka Mz Cotton Candy May 13, 2008

Badonked

1. Used to describe a person with an unusually voluptuous (large) or ascetic butt.

2. The amount of junk in said persons' trunk will make all of the brothas crazy.

If your "milkshake brings all the boys to the yard", you are most likely "badonked".

"DAYHUM Gurl, u badonked."
(Translation: OH SNAP, lady. Your backside is unusually eye-catching.)

booty donk ass milkshake brings all the boys to yard brotha girl voluptuous ascetic butt looking hott hot dayum dam junk trunk crazy pick up line small little huge big giant enormous gargantuan epic grab dat giggity unce

by IRBoss July 19, 2012

blargonkey

A slang term for anything contained in a blog or blog culture that is stupid. Since anything and everything in the blog culture is stupid, anything you see in a blog is old blargonkey.

Your blog is such a vapid cesspool of blargonkey. I hope you kill yourself and vlog it.

by Andrew Weevlos November 19, 2005

bedonkeydonk

A big, round, muscular ass on a woman.

"Man, check out the bedonkydonk on that bitch!"

by Paul August 6, 2004