Bardening

Verb: To pleasure one’s self or another’s male member.

Jesse was bardening Mike’s wiener. Both smiled.

by Jesseandmike August 12, 2018

Barresi Principle

When evaluating attractiveness of girls in a potential threesome one must use the following equation:
((x*0.20)+(y*0.20))+z

x=The overall hottness of first girl (0-10 scale)
y=The overall hottness of second girl (0-10 scale)

z= Average hottness of the two girls (0-10)/2

Alex plans on having a threesome with two girls.
He tells his friends that they are both 6's
however using the Barresi Principle he explains that the overall hotness of the encounter equals at 8.4

(6*0.20)+(6*0.20)+6 = 8.4

The Barresi Principle Demonstrates that if one is to sleep with two 6's, it is the equivalent of sleeping with one 8.4!

by cscott92 June 11, 2011

barnesing

1. the act of fornicating with a co-worker on company time

This act is exclusively performed by two individuals of the opposite sex who are married, just not to each other.

I'm pretty sure that Sue & Dave at the office have been barnesing in the company van.

by greystreet April 15, 2010

Barnesiful

Beyond beauty, when calling someone beautiful is actually an insult to how amazing they are

holy crap shes barnesiful :)

by monkeytoes7 September 8, 2010

bartesian

Girlfriend bartender

“Shake my empty glass or empty beer bottle in my girlfriends direction, hey bartesian get me another beer”

by P Zizzle my nize October 18, 2021

Bardeszy

the absolute hardest possible thing to do ever

Damn the last cup is always bardeszy

by Mysterious_onion7789 July 8, 2022