Bants

A shorter and more eclectic, all encompassing version of 'banter', which can be applied to almost any situation, meaning a period of recognised fun/good times.

-Lets go play some croquet for some top bants
-Oooh! Great bants!
-I'll give those bants about a 6 out of 7!
-This gossip makes for a lovely bit of bants!
-I'm so bored, can anyone think of some bants?
-Well those bants are crap
-Now that's the kind of bants I invest in!
-I'm suffering from bants withdrawal symptoms
-There's usually no bants involved in funerals, but we'll go anyway.
-Uh oh, bad bants!

by lame_enc July 22, 2009

Bant

Shortened from Banter, meaning for something to be highly enjoyable.
Spoken commonly in the South Eastern part of the Republic of Ireland.

"Jaysus, that session was great bant."

by Michael Ronan April 26, 2009

Banting

The present tense of banter

Lawro - "I fucked your mum last night!"

Kris - "Oh that's not funny!"
Lawro - "Don't worry man, I was just Banting!"

by Classic Lawro July 2, 2015

Banting

A low carb diet, named after William Banting. Formerly obese, he is known for being the first to popularize a weight loss diet based on limiting the intake of carbohydrates, especially those of a starchy or sugary nature.

Are you banting?
I'm a banter!
I'm on a banting diet!
Can all your banters please just eat banting friendly food, and leave the sugars and carbs for non-banters.

by GussD January 4, 2019

/bant/

one of the boards on 4chan. Basically /s4s/ but newer, and kooler.

has some /a/ on it. Cirno is queen.

mods : Moot sir, we need a new board for /a/ fags.
Moot : uhh,, idk just make it like /b/

then /bant/ was created.

by howHorrifying June 7, 2018

banted

A word used to describe past banter.

Guy 1: Did you butt fuck that girl Alisha in the crack den?
Guy 2: Bro, we banted about this yesterday
Guy 1: Oh sweet

by bettylandretty April 26, 2017

bants

(trendier way to say 'banter')
- a good time
- fun
- cool
-great

- "The party last night was so bants!"
- "All this homework we're getting these days is not bants!"

by mrs. bored April 8, 2007