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Banana Handshake

A handshake in which you slip a banana into the recipients hand. Can be replaced with other fruits.
by Waste_Manager December 17, 2008
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banana handshake

Another term for a circle jerk. Derived from the emoji of a banana and a shaking hand.
The meeting today was a total banana handshake.
by the_yellow_king March 17, 2014
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Banana Hand

A bitchin' yellow dog that will ass fuck you all night long.
"All I know is... good, ball.... and rape." - Banana Hand
by SparklePimp January 15, 2012
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hand banana

A character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
A banana shaped dog, seemingly friendly however Hand Banana is a manipulative anal rapist.
Hand Banana: 'All i like is ball... and good... and rape'

Hand Banana: 'Tonight...You'

Hand Banana: 'Looks like your basting that turkey over there. Mind if i slip in and take the temperature?'
by DocFlox April 1, 2009
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Hand Banana

A character in the show Aqua Teen Hunger force that only appeared in the episode "Hand Banana". He would usually rape Carl on a regular basis throughout the episode.

Episode Plot: Frylock genetically engineers a dog for Meatwad using the "Make Your Own Dog 1.0" software, Carl's pool, and Master Shake's hand DNA. Meatwad names the dog "Hand Banana". The dog seems to be most interested in raping Carl. Hand Banana can speak so that his words are heard only by Carl, who is immediately unnerved by Hand Banana's clearly-menacing but initially-mysterious threat, "Tonight. You." Since Hand Banana's speech cannot be heard by Frylock, Master Shake, or Meatwad -- to them, Hand Banana plays the guileless, capering pup -- Carl appears either hallucinatory or simply deranged for the majority of the episode.

Carl creates his own genetically engineered dog. He names it "The Enforcer", though it prefers the name "Spaghetti". He orders Spaghetti to rape Hand Banana, but Spaghetti refuses, and instead rapes Carl along with Hand Banana. It turns out later in the episode that the software "Make Your own Dog 1.0" is illegal in most nations and has adverse side-effects, such as the dog forming a mental link with members of the owner's family (in this case, Hand Banana bakes goods in a successful attempt to butter up to Master Shake).
Some Hand Banana quotes:

"Tonight, YOU."

"Yeah, I'm just a dog."

"All I know is Ball, and Good...and RAPE"
by stevekilledu August 22, 2009
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Banana Nut Hand Job

A hand job preformed after smothering your junk with banana nut muffins, leaving a fruity and tasty baked banana smell.
Dude, she's a freak. Last night we were at her place, and she gave me a Banana Nut Hand Job.
by T.o.L. May 29, 2010
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Banana cream handshake

When you ejaculate into your hand and wake a sleeping partner by slapping them in the face with the semen soaked hand.
Jenny was snoring, so I decided to nudge her awake with a banana cream handshake.
by Yea I’m gonna shoot April 14, 2020
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