Ballock

When one wants to say "ball" and "bollocks" at the same time

Oh Ballock!

by gumbrack January 3, 2023

ballocks

Testicles

The 60 year old man's ballocks hung down to his knees

by Buzz Cola October 23, 2003

ballocks

ballocks is spelt bollocks
definition:
testicles

Bollocks!
- Usually used as an alternative to 'Fuck!' or 'Shit!'

by k November 23, 2003

bannock

A dense, poorly-leavened bread that travels well, making it a great, tasteless vehicle for calories. It is often used by tradidtional campers who canoe and portage for weeks at a time, as it doesn't fall apart when wet, and can be cooked in the heat of a dying fire for lunch the next day. That allows the campers to unwind instead of cooking, but adds to the density of the food.

Must be an old word for cake, because "bannock-hives" are 'swellings' from eating too many bannocks (i.e., fat rolls).

"Why is this bannock so hard?"
"Sorry, there wasn't any baking soda."

by PTSS December 28, 2005

Beanlock

This is what u must call any Mexican who is also Jewish which is very unlikely but none the less, there are two people in the entire galaxy who can not be called this term “beanlock” which is us a certain white short swole man and a certain tall lanky fuck

Person1: that’s a beanlock if I’ve ever seen one!
Person2: what’s that a Jewish Mexican?
Person1: certainly

by Kakinuiki December 23, 2018

ballocksed

bollocksed; fucked; fouled up; doomed; damaged beyond repair; intoxicated

Chiefly British

"I'm sorry I am so late. Ballocksed up at work again, I fear. Millions down the drain." (from _Notting Hill_)

by dLand November 21, 2007

Bannocks

The testicles. Originally refers to a type of bread from Scotland.

I'd kick him square in the bannocks!

This is simply a massive pain in the bannocks!

by Nobli May 21, 2023