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banker

1.Referring to the rich people who enjoy to have sex with little young girls.

2.Referring to the rich people who don't work but parasite to the working people.

3.Referring to the rich people who enjoy to suck politicians' dick to get money.

4.Referring to the rich people who will be the inhabitants of Hell after the Day.
Have you heard about "Do not charge your brother interest, whether on money or food or anything else that may earn interest", you fucking banker?
by GodIRock! October 22, 2009
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Banker

Someone who will drop a dime on you. A rat. A teller. A snitch. (Teller...bank teller...banker).
"Yo that guy Mike told the feds about Càno..he's a straight banker."
by Reylenra October 6, 2015
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BANKER

when doing a girl from behind (vaginal or anal) the man pulls out before ejaculating and proceeds to ejaculate on her back and throwing a handful of monopoly money on it
man 1: how did the strip board game night go?
man 2: great dude i got that girl and some monopoly money and BANKERed the shit out of her!
man 1: cope you are man!
by lumberjackson5 December 17, 2008
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banker

When a girl is sleeping and you filp her over an fuck her ass with a roll of quarters.
Yeah, Amy wouldnt blow me so when she fell asleep i gave her a banker
by justin jew porn May 19, 2009
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Ted Banker

(also known as "Ted")

badass BBQ cookin, St. Louie reppin, tequila drinkin, football loving, deep voiced genius among men.
by East Meadow December 15, 2008
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wanker banker

Any one of the million or so neat neck-tie New York or London or San Fran bankers, traders, and/or financial types who troll otherwise hipster, posh bars or clubs claiming to actually be interested in art, culture, and the human condition when hitting on women otherwise way out of their league but for their singular monetary standing.
Usually spawned from ivy league Universities.
Attractive Girl #1: I love that film, can't believe it's been so long since I've seen it.
Attractive Girl #2: It was on IFC last night, I didn't even know I got the channel.
Wanker Banker: As much as I agree, I still think the book was better.
Attractive Girl #2: It's a documentary, ass.
(Wanker Banker shrugs, pretends to see some friends, angles towards the bar)
Attractive Girl #1: Fucking wank-bank.

or

Simone: What're they gonna do?
Marlene: I dunno, go back to her place.
Wanker-banker: My flat's not far from here, has a terrace with a view of the city.
Simon: Good for you.
Wanker Banker: I'm just sayin'-
Marlene: Dear gawd, this is the worst night of my life. We officially look like coke whores. Why else would a wanker banker assume he and his cheese dick button down could summon us to his apartment via cuff links and slacks ?
Simone: What a fucktard.
by Rykirb October 16, 2008
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banker's hours

Working or being open for the shortest and most inconvenient amount of time (~10am-4pm). Also includes a long lunch break and every possible holiday off.
"Greg's leaving work right after lunch for a doctor's appointment." "Oh, so he's working banker's hours today."
by tvJeremy February 19, 2007
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