Bangxiety

The fear held by many male students that they left a porn window open on their laptop, and when they open it in class it may be: A) seen by others (bad); B) start playing (worse); or C) start playing very loudly (worst). The fear usually does not manifest until the subject has actually left a window open to be discovered at least once.

"I had such bangxiety in Econ today. I checked that I had closed out of Youporn twice last night, but ever since I had to connect my laptop to the class projector for my Powerpoint, and I inadvertently shared my love of Gianna Michaels with all of my Psych class, I get really banxious."

by Snuffy6269 October 23, 2012

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When you get so nervous you can't get or maintain an erection.

Example: After the march I tried to bang April and I may have if her Dad wasn't in the other room giving me bangziety but the next day I jumped her like a duck on a June bug. How'd it go with July?

Well. it's like Augustus said "I found rome a city of brick and left it a city of marble. So too can it be said that I found that pussy a city of marble and was going to leave my brick in it, except tember the foreign exchange student walked by us and I got bangziety.

Example: After the march I tried to bang April and I may have if her Dad wasn't in the other room giving me bangziety but the next day I jumped her like a duck on a June bug. How'd it go with July?

Ex:Well. it's like Augustus said "I found rome a city of brick and left it a city of marble. So too can it be said that I found that pussy a city of marble and was going to leave my brick in it, except tember the foreign exchange student walked by us and I got bangziety.

by TheGreatPatsby January 19, 2015

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