banana nut muffin

a blend of genders, so to say chicks with dicks...banana nut(hinting at...well that's obvious) + muffin(hinting towards having a "muff" aka vagina)

I woke up after a night of heavy drinking and asked the mistake next to me for some breakfast and she showed me her banana nut muffin.

banana nut muffin by Elliot the Dragon December 16, 2008

Banana nut muffin

The act of removing a penis from a girls vagina prior to ejaculation.

John: Did you banana nut muffin Laura last night.
Jim: Hell yea.

Banana nut muffin by Whatwat October 22, 2016

Banana nut muffin

A type of food growing in small ponds to feed small fish

The small catfish couldn't eat the wieners, so they had to survive on banana nut muffins.

Banana nut muffin by Kehoneycutt February 28, 2020

holy banana muffins 

if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something

your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)

your parents: 'call the mental hospital'

holy banana muffins by totallyrelatableteenagegirl March 25, 2019

Bake Banana Muffins 

Slang for smoking weed. A poor excuse for recreational marijuana smoking.

Mom: "What have you been doing it's nearly midnight?!"

Pot head son: "Uhhhhhhh.... me and some friends wanted to.. bake banana muffins, so it took awhile."

Bake Banana Muffins by Upsidedowncakefiend September 15, 2010

Banana PINGAS Muffins

What you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it's going to take for fucking ever to get your shit done.

Person A: How much do we have left to do?
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!

Banana PINGAS Muffins by PINGASMASTAH October 17, 2016

Bananamuffinfudge 

{slang} A curse to define ones displeasure without actually swearing

Bananamuffinfudge! You squished my toe!

Bananamuffinfudge by Admiral Adama February 29, 2008