Banana Slut Muffin

The act of a man having sex with one woman, while simultaneously fucking another woman with a banana.

Charlie invited two girls home after the bar, while the hoes got undressed he pulled out a banana, and asked, "You thots fit for a banana slut muffin."

by Daisy's Twat September 3, 2017

banana nut muffin

a blend of genders, so to say chicks with dicks...banana nut(hinting at...well that's obvious) + muffin(hinting towards having a "muff" aka vagina)

I woke up after a night of heavy drinking and asked the mistake next to me for some breakfast and she showed me her banana nut muffin.

by Elliot the Dragon December 16, 2008

Potato Banana Carrot Muffin

a sentence that is used when you're a very immature and person and you want to swear in front of your grandparents. it works trust me! someone i know used it once, just saying hehe ;)

"oh potato banana carrot muffin i just died,"

by just put whatever they said December 3, 2019

Banana nut muffin

A type of food growing in small ponds to feed small fish

The small catfish couldn't eat the wieners, so they had to survive on banana nut muffins.

by Kehoneycutt February 28, 2020

Banana nut muffin

The act of removing a penis from a girls vagina prior to ejaculation.

John: Did you banana nut muffin Laura last night.
Jim: Hell yea.

by Whatwat October 22, 2016

Banana PINGAS Muffins

What you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it's going to take for fucking ever to get your shit done.

Person A: How much do we have left to do?
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!

by PINGASMASTAH October 17, 2016