chat shit get banged 

A phrase popularised by esteemed philosopher, James Vardé in his 1903 paper, 'Net six and chill'.

Scholars have since debated its intended meaning. Leading theories suggest it describes a situation in which verbalising disparaging, ill-formed statements could result in one being assassinated via a firearm.

Person A: Why did you get this?
Person B: You told me to pick it up from the store.
Person A: I didn't say Chili Beef...
Person B: Yeah you did
Person A: I said wanted a Bombay Bad Boy you nonce!

Person B: Watch your language! Well, I definitely heard Chili Beef. And what does it matter, you like Chili Beef anyway. And can you please take that hoodie off and put it in the wash.
*Person A shoots Person B*
Person B: What on earth did you do?!
Person A: You lied, I never said Chili Beef
Person B: So you shot your own mother?!
Person A: Chat shit get banged
Person B: For god's sake. Call 999 please.

Person A: Fine. By the way, did you bring any vodka?
Person B: Yes, it's in the car
Person A: Good, I'm throwing a party tonight
Person B: Are you going to invite Charlie?
Person A: Of course I am ffs. Ambulance said they'll be 10 mins.

chat shit get banged by Emmanuel Adebayor January 14, 2016

banged me like a cheap screen door 

a verbal expression. to fuck someone repeatedly and vigorously without regard to the sensibility or consciousness of the person being fucked. Usually done without protection. May be used to describe male-female or male-male action.

I can't even sit down this morning because that guy I hooked up with last night banged me like a cheap screen door. I hope our second date is just as good.

banged me like a cheap screen door by Vanesca April 18, 2012

Banged In 

A phrase, common in law enforcement circles, that means to call in sick to work.

"Hey, I thought Andrews was supposed to be here on the morning shift."
"No, he banged in. Said something about having the shits all last night."

Banged In by LEODude67 October 4, 2016

Banned Camp 

Used in online forums to denote where one goes when they are banned. A pun on 'band camp'.

op: ask a guy who just got back from banned camp anything
mod who banned him: You must like it there, you have gone again! (bans him)

Banned Camp by j4mi3 February 2, 2012

school banned me 

When you're really bored so you have a look at urban dictionary only to realise it's a banned site.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh sh*t! I'm bored and school banned me from urban dictionary and we're all going to dieeeeeee

school banned me by dontclickthelink! April 15, 2018

cum banned

Where one person (usually female) is not permitted to have an orgasm alone (e.g. through masturbation) unless permission given by their significant other, Master, etc. Often used in D/s relationships. Very hot!

Girl1: Why are you acting odd?
Girl2: I'm so frustrated and can't concentrate. My bf has cum banned me and I won't see him for another month

cum banned by Rudeman79 September 26, 2014

banuel 

Nickname used instead of Mac daddy

Hooker: “you see that ni🅱️🅱️a there, yeah he’s my banuel.”

banuel by DabDaddy248 December 20, 2017