Crappo Bappo

An ancient martial art developed in the spring of 2011 that involves distracting your opponent by pretending to do something with your left hand, while simultaneously punching them in the dick with your right.

"Oh look, I'm pretending to put this book away on a reeeeally high shelf and- CRAPPO BAPPO!!!!"

by Nytmare696 September 20, 2011

bampersand

Derived from b&, derived from band, derived from banned.
The & sign is known as an "ampersand."

Bampersand his ass!

by blank June 19, 2004

Bampy J

Nibbling on nipples while eating crisps

Damn Connor Bampy J 'd Sarah last night! Man gotta love ready salted

by Cammie123456789 May 3, 2016

bamping

intransitive verb from bamp - smelly, minging, dirty faced, torn clothing. basically a minger.

Often used to describe a Devon-based person who is extremely fond of sheep.

Danny is a Bamping
He's often seen a tramping
His mother doesnae ken his fither
And she certainly widnae want tae

by Christina February 17, 2004

Bappop

an unfunny member of the male sexuality

My friend made the worst joke today! He's such a Bappop.

by /summon April 25, 2022

bamping

excrement, pooh, faeces, droppings,

whoops, I've stepped in a bamping

by Ivan Bagerov May 13, 2005

bamping

A sleazeball who thinks he has conned me but though he pretends to be my friend I know I am better as I have been researching for much longer than him and I am the original and alway have been and always will be and he's really getting my hackles up and if he's not careful I shall set my LOVELY WIFE on him!

Danny, the pratt in the wooly hat.

by Mark February 22, 2004