Baltzar

One of the three Wise Men. Intelligent, Communicative, Deep thinkers. Can easily fall into depression. Thoughtful, caring individuals. Great sense of humor. Loves to laugh and sing out loud. A faithful and trustworthy friend.

I'm feeling kind of low...I could use a Baltzar about now.

by Puttefnask November 4, 2011

dillon balzer

100

Dillon Balzer is the last of the last 100.

by Balzerisbkmfs December 25, 2018

Baltered

The act of a motorist spontaneously leaving their automobile and physically attacking a cyclist.

I was baltered on my ride into work this morning.

This dude just jumped out of his car and baltered me in the face.

by seattlebicyclist June 18, 2011

bålter

to dance gracelessly, without particular art or skill, but with great enjoyment.

She likes to put the music on and bålter like there is no tomorrow.

by Freddiegotwords October 20, 2019

balter.cos

a tiktok cosplayer who currently has 3k followers

@balter.cos does cosplays.

by hello im bored March 31, 2020

Balter

A drug dealer who's known to be unreliable only going as far as contacting you and then not responding for 3 weeks.

Dude 1: hey man what's up u got some lsd?

Dealer: Yea Broman I have lsd meet me in the city I'll have it it's 80 dollars.

Dude 1: yeah man no worries

2 hours Later

Dude 1: I'm in the city u coming bro.

3 weeks late

Dealer :
Hey bro man sorry I forgot to text you what is it u asked for?

Dude 1: Nah it's all good ur a Fucking balter

by Sabby2385 October 31, 2018

baltierrez

some name that your family has and no one knows what it means but ill make a definition for it......it means an awesome person with a dope ass last name and its unique and one of a kind and dont be ashamed to have it... ;)

hi my name is blank baltierrez and im awesome

by potatodixk December 9, 2019