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That cat fighting the alligators is the ballsiest cat I have ever seen!
Ballsiest by RWJrocksursocks December 2, 2010
The person who has the most balls is the ballsiest person
Ray William Johnson: "That is by far the ballsiest cat I have ever seen! Is 'ballsiest' a word? Balls.. Ballsiest is now a word!"
Ballsiest by xXHeyBobXx November 21, 2010
very brave

a person who has a lot balls to do something

sometimes called balziest
guy 1: dude did you see that video of that squirrel punching that bear in the face!

guy 2: i know that's the ballsiest squirrel I've ever seen!
ballsiest by jhon lennon November 22, 2010

Ballistic Prose

Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers.

{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.
1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.

2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"

3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."

kickin' ballistics 

To reason with someone, to tell them how things really are, to philosophize about a topic.
Me and my man Gary sat up all night listening to his older brother Charles kickin' ballistics about prison industry-complex.
kickin' ballistics by merrakesh August 29, 2010

going ballistic 

Becoming fully, truly, unstoppably, gravitationally angry. Usually of a person or semi-sentient animal that can experience anger.
References ballistic missiles, whose flight paths are nearly un-alterable after a certain point.
"When dad finds out I didn't submit my college applications, he'll be going ballistic!"
going ballistic by 4onen March 2, 2016