My dick and balls are out.

A response to someone telling you about their nerdy accomplishments, but only if said accomplishments involve numbers. This response has the dual purpose of freaking the person out to stop them from telling you their nerdy thing, and telling them your own accomplishment.

NOTE: One's personal dick and balls do NOT have to be out to say this, nor does one even have to be male.

Nerd: Alright, only 3746 more experience points untill I'm level 99!

Cool guy: My dick and balls are out.

by Froggy7384 July 21, 2008

dick and balls

Something Adam Sandler says in his song "At a Medium Pace".

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls...
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with...

by ShakeSicle March 16, 2009

dick and balls

a reference to callmecarson
poggers

you: hey, (insert name here), ya like dick and balls?
other person: yeah, balls too?
you: poggers

by sourish (and sweet) May 7, 2020

dick and balls

the single best response to anything that you dont understand. the perfect combination of words that will astound anyone who it is said too

person 1: *says big word that you dont understand
person 2: dick and balls

by hemp38485948392 November 25, 2021

Dick and Balls Syndrome

A disease where you're heavily fixated on dick and balls. This fixation often results in stomach issues. With this syndrome, you can only see dick and balls as two separate entities, you can't comprehend the entire male anatomy collectively. This syndrome is all consuming. It makes focusing on other things difficult. Symptoms may vary, and some people might have heavier focus on dick, and others balls.

Can be shortened to DB Syndrome

Charlie's dick and balls syndrome has been really active recently. He opened his eyes after sleeping and in his left eye I saw the reflection of a dick, and in the right, balls.

by Tate Sample May 12, 2022

hey ninja ya like dick and balls

hey ninja ya like dick and balls

hey ninja ya like dick and balls

by Willhasamassivethrobbingcock June 25, 2023

Dick and balls

One of Dipshit5104 favorite pastimes that he enjoys spending with Keegan Hockey

Ya like dick and balls? And Cock too?

by Yung Cheese June 29, 2019