balloons 

people on social networking sites such as facebook who take part in using words like lmao or lol or making smiley faces out of puntuality such as full stops brackets forward slashes ect ect also people who change thier relationship stauts 4 times a week so all the balloons can make vomitle statements on the subject this is originates from myself in liverpool csayle

βέссί - ЈάηЄ №яяϊ§ ™ ►³♀°゜ﻬ・*.｡•●•☼๑¸♠¸.•♣´¯`•°۩*｡.あ*.:۞｡*ﾟ’ﾟ･

( LMAO, LOL, BBE) letter gripe

(LMAO)

(lol) fine the cunt

(brb) be right back apparently NO NO NO

NEW FIRM OF BALLOONS ON THE SCENE!!!!!!
people lads included i shud add r making stupid lil smiley faces outa full stops n shit wats goin on......?(ilmao brb lol omg woop woop (the lot top balloon smiley face maker)

(pml) pissing myself laughing "allegedly" nooooo
βέссί - ЈάηЄ №яяϊ§ ™ ►³♀°゜ﻬ・*.｡•●•☼๑¸♠¸.•♣´¯`•°۩*｡.あ*.:۞｡*ﾟ’ﾟ･†ஐ◄

balloons by csayle84 aka timmy June 30, 2009

Balloons 

A floating object that randomly appears in the sky. And drops on your head. A very useful sex toy.

Oh this balloon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Balloons by Bilbo Baggins November 16, 2004

balloons 

the measurment of how heavy your eyelids are after you smoke marjiuana

My eyelids weigh 100 balloons

balloons by Julie Handcock December 14, 2007

house of balloons 

House of Balloons is the debut mixtape by Canadian recording artist The Weeknd, released as a free download on March 21, 2011, through his website. Its music incorporates electronic and urban genres including R&B and soul with trip hop and dream pop tones.

Have you heard "House of Balloons"? It's awesome!

house of balloons by xotwod90 November 27, 2015

lost your balloons 

That moment you realized you've fucked up to the point of no return, and now you have to watch the result of your fuck up unfold, much like you would if you let go of balloons accidentally.

Wow Shawn, you really lost your balloons on that one.

I don't know what I was thinking, I totally lost my balloons.

lost your balloons by Mi$$HotStuff May 29, 2020

Love balloons 

Condoms

Love balloons by IronCamel September 1, 2003

attach balloons to 

(verb) to turn an legal- but still frowned upon by society- behavior into a trend or fad.

N.B: this definition refers to a recent (ca 2008-2011) event in The United States where a man physically attached helium balloons to his lawn chair, trying to build a flying machine. He somewhat succeeded; he took took flight but crashed into some electrical wires a few miles from his house.

a boy starts attaching helium balloons to a lawn chair in his backyard

his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?

Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.

attach balloons to by Uncle Dimma March 23, 2013