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Ballbagged

To be drunk off your tits.. So Drunk that you have no recollection of the night before and finding yourself in an awkward situation the next morning usually involving an ugly bird(female person).
Jim- Dude i was ballbagged last night.

Alan- I know ya, so was i.

Or

Jim- Im Gonna get fucking ballbagged tonight.

Alan- Ya, Me Too.
by MrTaiwo August 30, 2007
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ballhuggers

Men's briefs or underwear that are very tight fitting such that they keep the testicles and scrotum tightly pressed against the crotch.
Man, I hate it when the kids on the playground give me a wedgie when I'm wearing my ballhuggers.
by johnny hooker September 8, 2006
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Ballbag Olympics

Ballbag Olympics is a catch-all term given to any non-sexual game involving exposing one's ballbag.

This usually involves tugging one's ballbag out through the fly of one's trousers (just the scrotal skin or one or both testes) whilst in an environment not usually associated with ball sac exposure - ie. A pub, the Grand National, a car park in Runcorn, etc.

These "ball-games" include, but are not limited to:
* Ballbag golf - Basic golf, but the person with the worst score exposes their ballbag for the duration of the next hole
* Touch - A game usually played whilst under the influence of alcohol in pubs or nightclubs which involves getting one's ballbag out and "touching" it against an unsuspecting friend or, if you are feeling brave, stranger and having a third person take a photo. One point for each successful touch without the "touchee" noticing
* Background Ballbag - In which whenever you see someone about to take a photo, you whip out the old ballbag and get yourself in the background.
Carl: I feel like getting wrecked tonight Pagey, let's have a couple of schlagnogs before we go out

Pagey: Yeah, fuckin hell let's do it, let's get fuckin ballbag olympics on t'go an 'all!

Carl: I'm gonna get me old ballbag out and rest it on Jim's shoulder!

Pagey: I'm gonna rock down to electric avenue wi' me ballbag out you, daft nignog. I'm starting ballbag olympics early - take a look at this bastard!

Carl: Fuckin 'ell!
by Handsome Crab August 10, 2010
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ballhog

someone who doesn't pass the ball

someone who chooses showing off some difficult crap rather than doing the right thing by giving the ball up

someone who hurts the team (no no not Kobe Bryant's case where he's benefitting the team)
Steve Francis is a ballhog
Stephon Marbury is a ballhog

Allen Iverson can be a ballhog, but he helps his team a lot by ballhogging

Kobe Bryant can be a ballhog as well, but he also helps his team a lot by ballhogging
by L SSSSSSquared August 24, 2006
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Ballbaggery

The act of being or acting like a ballbag. When a person acts stupidly or does something completely idiotic. Also when someone makes themselves look like an asshole or bell-end in public.
Friend One: "Oh look, Billy just told that girl he really fancies that she has a moustache."

Friend Two: "Yep, his ballbaggery knows no limits!"
by El Noido February 23, 2011
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Full as a Bishop's ballbag

Slang (Mild. Obsc.) Aust. - To be extremely, totally, and so overbearingly drunk that you have not got a clue what the hell you are doing, where you are, or more importantly, WHO you are...

Pissed, Rat-arsed, Drunk, Pickled, Soused.

Popularised by Australian comedian Kevin "Bloody" Wilson.
Kevin; "My God! I was so drunk that night..."
Audience Member; "How drunk?"
Kevin; "Mate, I was as full as a Bishop's ballbag! I was so f*cking drunk, I was Waterskiing at the bar!"
by Eddie Faulkner March 17, 2008
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ballhang

Neil, you may think your the great Nez-Nello but that's just ballhang
by Blindboy June 16, 2004
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