Bullchicken

Another name for Bullsquid. Sometimes spelled as two different words. A fictional two-legged creature from the popular game Half-Life. They have 5 red tentacles surrounding its mouth and spots running down its back. The High definition model for the bullsquid has two spikes at the end of its tail, but the original has no spikes. If you get too close to one, it'll bite and toss you backwards. If you're not within biting range, it'll constantly spit acid at you. If you're near death, the bullchicken will finish you with a gibbing tail whip instead of biting you. Bullchickens are agressive, but also easy to kill. Bullchickens are amphibious creatures. They're also attracted to radiation and are often seen in radioactive waste pools. They feed on headcrabs. Also, if a bullsquid sees any gibs within its area, it may stop attacking and eat them. Bullchickens may attack each other if there's more than one in an area, possibly for food or for mating. They live in a place called Xen. Bullchickens may be vicious, but some may not attack humans, and may actually be more scared of them than humans are afraid of them. For example, when Gordon Freeman was accidentially teleported to Xen for the first time after the Resonance Cascade, he saw two bullchickens, but they did not attack him. Another reason for their agressiveness towards Humans is that being on Earth probably had them scared and confused, due to the fact that they haven't gotten used to their surroundings. It is speculated Eli Vance, one of the survivors of Half-Life, had lost his leg in a bullchicken attack.

I took a trip to xen and was almost killed by an angry bullchicken.

by OmegaXMKII September 1, 2008

Bakecheck

Bakecheck is the phenomenon that happens when one has been medicating with that good weed and wants to check how baked they are. The person a.k.a the bakechecker, is mainly concerned about being noticed. Usually, this happens in public and is a swift movement. A quick glance to the mirror in a crowded elevator is a very good example of bakecheck. The bakechecker gives away that he/she is high anyway with the cheeky smirk on his/her face.

Friend 1: Quick bakecheck in 3. 1,2,3!
Friend 1 and 2: *They look into the mirror simultaneously and turn back immediately as the bakecheck did not happen*

by leanbeandean November 14, 2016

bullshecky

A turd left on your neighbor's lawn large enough to be mistaken for a large animal like a bull.

see shecky

Brett from shecky: Dude your dog left a big fat shecky on my lawn. No thats to big...what the hell its a big fat bullshecky!

by doo-language May 3, 2009

Ballercheck

Noun. A paycheck in which the monetary value is large enough to use a portion for unnecessary goods and/or services.

"I would party with you guys, but I don't get my ballercheck until next week."

"I'll pay you on Friday when I get my Ballercheck."

by Roarus May 11, 2009

ballsheeky

A word created by David Anthony Diaz Which means a crazy action someone or something has done.

Bro you just did a kick flip that’s ballsheeky as fuck.

by Zombieboy100 November 9, 2020

Ballcheese

Ballcheese is a natural ingredient in the human sack of a man. It’s a very ripe and deadly smell. Depending on how bad you have it, it could wipe out a whole generation! You can not wash the stank away!

Damn! Mike’s got tons of mad ballcheese! I may just throw up if he doesn’t wash his balls!!!!

by kornfreak999 September 8, 2021

Ballcock

The condition where by ones testicles retract upwards creating a singular solid formation with the penis. Usually due to a hefty kick aimed at the nether-region of a male, often induced by an inappropriate comment or touch

That bitch gave me a right ballcock with that kick I only felt her tit

by Dsto February 18, 2005