Baldylocks

Actually Baldylocks was used to refer to a kid with a shaved or buzzed head as early as the 90's on Chicago's west side.
Usually used in a teasing way when a kid came to school with a freshly buzzed head.

Hey, baldylocks! Why you wearing a hat in school?

by ex chicago teacher September 22, 2008

baldilocks

A completely hairless female genital area.

Baldilocks was looking so fly and feeling so smooth after her waxing appointment.

by Snocap September 21, 2006

BaldyLocks

Someone who isnt bald, a ladies man, handsome,successful suave and refined.

Hey that guy gets all the girls! yes he really is a Baldylocks kind of guy

by TheLiberalsNightmare December 27, 2011

Baldilicious

A bald man that looks good.

Damn. Check out that guy. He is baldilicious.

by HeavyK July 8, 2011

baldilocks

look in the sentence in the way its used and then you will understand

One Cunt: That person looks as ugly as baldilocks what's her name?

The Other Cunt: Her name is Shobha.

One Cunt: Makes sense.

by WaddleAwayInYourMumsBedroom September 6, 2021

Baldylocks

A middle aged man who is bald on top with long scraggly , split end hair that he takes pride in combing while listening to Bad Companys " Feel like making love"

Baldylocks keeps driving by to stalk my girlfriend.

by Dangen123$ June 5, 2019

baldilover2310

the song man! he made jigsaw! the song! he was also one of few that overheard the conversation between charlie and pim about their boss' strange, seizure-like behavior.

the most human in the internet; and fucking hates swearing.

he has difficulty figuring out where to properly place the leftmost pedal on an automobile, but instead has a designated spot for it

baldilover2310: hello kind sir; could you enlighten me

by elsqued January 5, 2025