bald

A guy with a receding hairline. Truly laughable yet sad at the same time.

I wonder how you felt when you first knew you were going bald.

by cldc February 13, 2008

bald

A poor guy who's losing his hair. Bald men are known to be the last chosen when it comes to being desirable. Especially if they are losing their hair naturally. Women tend to look down on them like they have something wrong with them. Bald isn't sexy.

What a pity, he's bald.

by Scbk December 9, 2007

bald

Persons particulary men who have bald heads but may or not be smart and may or may not be dangerous to the general public.

hey look its a bald man. I believe he is full of tircks he might be smart or he could have a gun he could have a shiny head

by redwhale1387 April 17, 2011

bald

Short for battle, including WoW.

Wanna bald?

by jubjub449 July 9, 2010

bald

An unfortunate condition which makes men go bald. Ugly ass receding hairline that is so embarrassing and ugly to look at. Usually they will wear a hat. If you go bald young its even more embarrassing and gross.
ew, look at michael , he's bald.

Ew, look at michael , he's bald.

by Error394 February 15, 2008

bald

exactly what Steven Li is becoming...knowing he is losing hair on his head

some guy down the hall yells: "Steven's Bald!!!!!!"

by ICevil January 10, 2005

bald

uncool, underhanded, selfish

Your roommate owes you over $300 bucks back rent and he has the nerve to go out and buy an XBOX? Dude, that's so bald.

(also used with "did or doing")

Tony told your fiance about what happened at the bachelor party. Man he did you bald.

or

Your girlfriend is screwing the whole wrestling squad, she's totally doing you bald, man.

by Shane Arnold March 29, 2005