An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.
1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."
by sabbat7001 May 25, 2013
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Tofflehero: Hey man, do you wanna play some CS:GO?
Halallaren: No bro, it's fucking ballolleshit!
Tofflehero: Fuck you man, I'm going to play some Darksouls 3. It's ballolleshit but I like it.
Halallaren: No bro, it's fucking ballolleshit!
Tofflehero: Fuck you man, I'm going to play some Darksouls 3. It's ballolleshit but I like it.
by Halallaren June 1, 2016
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1.someone that talks bullshit.
2.someone that promising things and never get them done.
3.someone that talks too much about doing some actions but never makes them.
2.someone that promising things and never get them done.
3.someone that talks too much about doing some actions but never makes them.
(1)Thomas is a balabol, he talks bollocks.
(2)Thomas is a fucking balabol....he promised me a good bottle of vodka for my birthsday,but he didn't kept hes promise.
(3)Thomas often was telling hes friends about how he gonna fight the bullies in the school, but at school he even couldn't look at them...he is an balabol !
(2)Thomas is a fucking balabol....he promised me a good bottle of vodka for my birthsday,but he didn't kept hes promise.
(3)Thomas often was telling hes friends about how he gonna fight the bullies in the school, but at school he even couldn't look at them...he is an balabol !
by $2A$ October 6, 2006
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Get the yogurt balloon mug.Look at that fool in the shallow end.Like nobody is going to notice his balloon trunks floating up around his armpits.
by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011
Get the balloon trunks mug.Balloon Butting is when you stick a balloon into your anus and then have a friend inflate it to induce sexual pleasure, or you self inflate using a series of tubes/straws.
Hey did you hear that Paul was Balloon Butting?
Ya! It totally burst inside of him and he pooped out plastic!
Ya! It totally burst inside of him and he pooped out plastic!
by RickyPJangles May 18, 2014
Get the Balloon Butting mug.The wonderful place where balloons go when you accidentally, or voluntarily, let go of your ballon and it disappears high in the sky. Balloonia is kind of like Balloon heaven.Usually mothers tell their kids that so they can shut up about losing their balloons.
Kid loses balloon.
Kid: MAMA!!MAMA! I lost my balloon!!!(Kid cries)
Mom thinks: I need him to shut up! What should I say?
Mom: It's okay sweetie, that baloon went to Balloonia.
Kid: Yay!!!!
Balloon in Ballonia: Finally! I'm free! No moe kids trying to pop me!
Kid: MAMA!!MAMA! I lost my balloon!!!(Kid cries)
Mom thinks: I need him to shut up! What should I say?
Mom: It's okay sweetie, that baloon went to Balloonia.
Kid: Yay!!!!
Balloon in Ballonia: Finally! I'm free! No moe kids trying to pop me!
by Really?????? June 30, 2010
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