Balabate

to wank while sat on the toilet

im horny and wish to balabate

by Simon Webb February 1, 2005

Balabam

Noun. Something offbeat, unconventional or unexpected. Generally considered with positive implications. (Origin: X Files wordfanfic author Livia Balaban)

Verb. To shock or surprise someone with something offbeat, unconventional or unexpected.

"Did you read that William/Tooms slash fic? Balabam!"

"I started to read that story about Skinner and that hot chick, but it turned out she was a Mulder clone. Dude, I totally got Balabammed."

by trAshmAstEr August 20, 2003

balababoo

i found this word by accident and now it has stuck with me for the past 4 years. amazing word i mean it’s so unique and this is probably the only word that doesn’t have a definition but it’s purpose is for you to make whatever you want out of it. have it mean whatever the fuck you want as long as it’s nothing negative then we straight.

Follow me on instagram @balababoo my twitter handle is not this identity theft

by balababoo May 28, 2020

pulled a Balaban

performing an action that is moderately bum-like, in honor of the bearded gentleman in Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Bob Balaban.

"I had a job interview and couldn't find the office building, so I stopped in a local parking lot and took a nap."

"Dude, you totally pulled a Balaban."

by Toastmaster Flash December 27, 2006

BakaBaka

The pedo in denial', hentai hating, tentacle tramatized, ecchi lovin' baka in #animeone.

<Baka^ni> I would so do Shinobu-chan from Love Hina.. and you can't call me a pedo either for saying that.. seeing how Shinobu is around 18 yrs old now since the anime came out in 2000.

by fumofumo March 6, 2005

Bob Balaban

1.) A diminutive character actor known for playing awkward intellectuals in stylish glasses, especially in the films of indie auteurs such as Christopher Guest, Wes Anderson, etc.

2) The act of placing a dildo into a freezer to chill it, covering it in a butterscotch-flavored condom and slurping away on it like a popsicle while you watch TV, especially after feeling un- or under appreciated by the average American cinema goer.

Steve: You trying to hit the club tonight?

Charles: When the only outlet that understands me is the New Yorker? Fuck that. Ima Bob Balaban tonight.

by TheBobBalaban March 3, 2022

balabatish

"Balabatish" an old outdated mentality a Jewish form of snobbery.

"bury me in bespoke tachrichim or balabatish I am not"

by TheMacher December 20, 2018